A.Z Aliero

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs: • 1 World Cup • 3 Ballon D'or Award • 2 French League titles and • 1 Human Hormone. 🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs: • 3 Premier League titles • 2 Champions League titles • 1 Puskas Award • 2 FA Cup • 2 English Super Cup • 2 Italian League titles • 2 Italian Cup • 1 Club World Cup • 6 Globe Soccer Award • 1 UCL All Time scorer Award • 1 Diamond YouTube play button. • 1 Saudi Pro League title Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

Siuuuuuuuu. Thank you Spain 🇪🇸

This is to say a big congratulations to Rakiya Shu'aibu Mohammed on her well deserved appointment into the Board of First Bank Nigeria Plc. Rakiya Shuaibu Mohammed, FCA, FNCS, CISA, FIMC, CCISO was appointed to the Board of Directors of First Bank of Nigeria Limited as an Independent Non-Executive Director on 26 June 2026. She is the Chief Executive Officer of Digibit Solutions Limited, a digital infrastructure firm that partners with governments and major enterprises across Africa and the Gulf region to deploy secure digital infrastructure, Artificial Intelligence (AI) and cybersecurity frameworks. Prior to this appointment, she served as Director, Information Technology Department at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), where she spearheaded the Bank’s modernisation agenda and oversaw its enterprise technology operations. She previously served as Head of Strategy, Chief Information Officer (CIO) and Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Galaxy Backbone Plc. Earlier in her career, she served as Chief Information Officer and Head of Operations at Premium Pension Limited, and Deputy General Manager (IT) and Chief Information Officer at Nigerian Telecommunications Limited (NITEL). With a career spanning the public and private sectors, Rakiya brings to the Board of FirstBank extensive experience in digital transformation, technology strategy, cybersecurity, artificial intelligence and digital infrastructure. During her tenure at the Central Bank of Nigeria, she led the implementation of Africa’s first Central Bank Digital Currency (eNaira), established the Nigerian Financial Industry Computer Emergency Response Team (NFICERT), and designed enterprise-wide cybersecurity and technology architecture frameworks. She holds a First-Class Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University and a Master of Science degree in Information Systems Engineering from the University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology (UMIST). She has also completed executive education programmes at Harvard University, the University of Oxford and the Kellogg School of Management. She is a Fellow of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN), Fellow of the Nigerian Computer Society (NCS), Fellow of the Institute of Management Consultants (IMC), Member of the Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria (CIBN), Member of the Institute of Directors (IoD) Nigeria, and Member of the Information Systems Audit and Control Association (ISACA). Rakiya has a keen interest in technology policy, digital public infrastructure, AI governance and leadership development. She enjoys reading, international travel and exploring emerging technology ecosystems and public sector innovations around the world. © 2026. First Bank of Nigeria Ltd. A FirstHoldCo Company. Licensed by the Central Bank of Nigeria

She's a genius

This is how it should be. I love how this lady gave the idiots back. This reminds me of my experience earlier this year. Let me gist you. Earlier this year, around January or February, there was a lot of tension in parts of the South-South. There seemed to be a wave of suspicion and negative stereotypes directed at Hausa-Fulani, particularly following reports of insecurity in some areas. Even though, most of the kidnappers arrested were locals. One weekend, I went into a shopping mall to buy some personal care items. I was on a phone call with a friend, using my headphones. We were discussing something serious, but we were also laughing. Because I had my headphones on, I didn't realize my voice had become louder than usual. I was dressed in traditional Northern attire, speaking Hausa on the phone, when a woman suddenly rushed toward me and asked, "Are we safe?" At first, I assumed she was referring to my voice being loud. I even thought perhaps I had unintentionally disturbed people around me. But after thinking about it, I asked her calmly, "Madam, what exactly did you hear that made you ask if everyone is safe? Was it something I said, or was it simply the language I was speaking?". I had to be blunt. She replied that it wasn't her concern but that the salesgirls had become alarmed. So she picked it from there. Since the salesgirls are there, I decided to ask them directly. Their response was very different. They explained that they hadn't raised any alarm. They simply noticed that I had entered one aisle, looked around, and then turned into another section of the store because I hadn't found what I was looking for. According to them, the woman was the one who approached them asking what was happening. And they told her exactly the same. At that point, I became convinced that I had been unfairly singled out. The Hidima in me triggered & I downloaded it all on her. Whether it was because I was speaking Hausa, because of my traditional attire, or because of assumptions she made about me, I cannot say with certainty. But I told her my mind. I told her that I believed she was just being STUPID, & that she just created an unnecessary panic and that such behavior contributes to division in our country. I also made it clear that if the mall or its staff had discriminated against me because of my ethnicity or language, I would not hesitate to pursue the matter through the appropriate legal channels. I pointed out that the mall had CCTV cameras and that I would ensure the facts were properly established. I told her that the idiocy she expressed can be tolerated by others, but that I m not the regular Hausa man she can joke with. A fat ugly monster she was. The salesgirls repeatedly clarified that they had done nothing wrong and had never suggested that I posed any threat. They insisted that the misunderstanding did not come from them. By then, the manager of the mall had arrived. After listening to what had happened, he apologized for the unpleasant experience and tried to calm the situation. I told the Manager that I might still take the case up; and they should be ready to present that CCTV footage in the court. The ugly monster was there looking like the fool she was. Nobody should allow anyone treat them like a shit. Stand up against anyone that want to put a finger in your eye. Grab the finger and break it. Let all hell break loose. That experience reminded me that discrimination is not always loud or obvious. Sometimes it appears in subtle assumptions that can make an innocent person feel unwelcome in their own country. We all have a responsibility to rise above those prejudices and treat one another with fairness, dignity, and respect.

I didn’t go to Kebbi to find a wife. I went to Kebbi for a wedding. Then she said “Barka da zuwa” and my brain crashed. That Hausa accent? Soft, sweet, with that little Kebbi lilt at the end like she’s singing. I forgot the food. I forgot the gift I brought. I forgot my own name for 5 seconds. My friends: “Bro why are you smiling like that?” Me: “Did you hear how she said ‘Na gode’? Marry me.” They thought I was joking. 3 months later: introduction. 6 months later: wedding. Now every time we argue, I just make her say “Kai, daina fushi” in that accent and I instantly forgive her. Best decision I ever made. Marriage counselor asked what drew us together. I said: “Her character... and also the accent. Mostly the accent.” She’s reading this over my shoulder now and says “Kai! Ka daina banaso!” See? Worth it 😂

There is no ethnic group in the whole world that gives birth to millions of children & abandon them in the streets the way Hausa people do. We have the worst number of child neglect in the world despite being so called “Religious Muslims”.

EFCC blocked one side of the road Sowore came down and said they are causing traffic that the blockage is not needed EFCC official say NO Passerby started coming down to join and take picture with Sowore EFCC official said they don't take pictures there Sowore said oya come and arrest us EFCC official went to meet her boss, came back and opened the road EFCC official began to beg Sowore to go Join AAC today link is on the comments

Nothing they can do about it. The bush is inaccessible they say. May Allah make it easy for me and my family 🙏🏾

To farm as usual, like he used to do over the years and this time around, they came for him. Only him. On 23rd June around 2300hrs. It’s been over a week. I’m dropping this here to remember how Nigeria has failed us. I’ve contacted security personnels around there and there’s

My dad was kidnapped on Tuesday around midnight and those people are demanding 25M and 2 bikes for ransom. This man has served Nigeria for 35 years and had retired 6 years ago. He decided to go into farming to sustain himself since pension alone can’t help. He went to the village

Hey @HQNigerianArmy one of your retired soldiers who happens to be my father was kidnapped 2 weeks ago in his hometown in kebbi state and guess what??? They’re torturing him for being a soldier and demanding a ridiculous amount of 25M. What are we going to do?

LIVE: Malam Nasir El-Rufai’s Family Press Conference.

Qasaaaa fa ta rikice Jamaa😂😂😂

Fatima Aliko Dangote cooks for her husband, but you straight from Malam Shehu’s house, you are waiting for someone to produce a Qur’an verse that says, “A wife must cook for her husband.” Ai shikenan. Don’t cook. Let him be the one cooking while you continue waiting for the verse. Kin ji ko? 😄 Yar kwal uba.

Heartbreaking moment as some South Africans entered a foreigner’s shop and started picking shoes of their choice. 😭

If you believe one random man single-handedly opened a “fake” office,eluded officials, misled the Accountant General and the CBN, got budgetary allocations and even defended it at NASS, operated from the “office” still undetected, please go back to your school and collect refund.

@umarkhalifa19 Wannan abu dai laifin Kanawa ne by 90%

So Saraki revealed he was basically punished for daring to scrutinise Buhari’s foreign loans as Senate President. Now look at our debt profile. The man was fighting for us and we didn’t even know.