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@Polymarket “Medium sized”

JUST IN: French President Macron calls on medium-sized powers to “join forces and stand up” to the U.S. & China.

@Ol0ye 😂😂😂😂😂. Pay to cooperate account, people won’t learn.

New format: A random guy to a car dealer. "Boss, please send me all the pictures of this car, VIN, send me everything." Car dealer: Sure chief, here. Sends thems. Random guy: Boss, how much last. Dealer: N15m. RG: Nice one chief, I'll get back to you. D: Okay.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

@akudigide Haaaa

Your second surgery will not be a success.

@chudy_jnr Abeg who be the guy?

That guy who wrote a book and attached his Twitter profile to his biography to show he has a verification badge on Twitter was writing post after post for days. He was so upset that the only thing he had over us was about to be taken away😂

Why are some Nigerians so wicked to themselves, imagine selling fake medicines to your own fellow countrymen.

@SawyerMerritt From March To April To May. Elon does not want any mistake to jeopardize the IPO amount

First Starship V3 flight now scheduled for May.

How Abass was caught last night 😂😂

Who did this rubbish to Abazz ??

@ihuakuchidubem Abass right now 😂

Someone recommended your business out of goodwill, and in return you’re trying to take away his giveaway right? Mini Tinubu.

@BlehisBack Na correct trap

@JoyisBackAgain @buchi_mane3 !!!

We all agree Ofada rice is the best type of rice, right ?

The guy was actually really smart ensuring it was put into writing. As soon as the call drops, he go summarize the conversation for chat. He reach one time, he no pick up again, Abazz gast type… Chakam 📸

I will always remember the meltdown Twitter elites went into because Elon Musk made bluetick open access. They wailed for a month straight because how dare the less privileged and "small accounts" be able to afford their status. 💀 You'd think Elon yanked out their kidneys.

@Morris_Monye You no like wahala 😂😂😂😂😂

Come wetin dey sup. 😕

@silverpenydr @victorosimhen9 Na only god fit punish you.

Victor Osimhen @victorosimhen9 may choose to ignore me for his own reasons, but that doesn’t change the purpose of what I’m doing here or the sincerity behind the initiative I started. So far, my team and I have distributed 56 laptops, along with tech skills training, through @Techaccessfound, without asking beneficiaries for a dime. You can try to paint me in a bad light, but the records speak for themselves. At the end of the day, what truly matters is that lives are being impacted. I’m already compiling clear evidence, details of all beneficiaries, vendors involved in distribution, their handles, total costs, and the remaining balance. I will not allow anyone to rewrite my story on this app. And if you ask whether I regret accepting that money from Don Jazzy, yes, I do. It wasn’t worth it. Many of you were never worth the stress, driven more by agendas and Elon money than genuine impact. That said, I’m still grateful to Don Jazzy and everyone who has supported this project. Your contributions are appreciated, and I do not take them for granted.

Money that is not my own, Spotify removed their cut, Apple removed their cut 🤦‍♂️

@elonmusk Elon is now moving like trump “2weeks time”

Next flight of Starship and first flight of V3 ship & booster is 4 to 6 weeks away

@RadicalJimmah “Misconception” like!!! What does that mean here?????

You wan rip person, dem expose you.. you say nah “miscommunication”😂😂😂😂😂😂