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I am destined for greater things I just know it

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

future say shit like "your racks will neva b honorable" i really fuck wit dude music alot

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

Weed before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before weed, say hi to sneed

Its a giveon morning

Perfect hair length which means I have to go get a haircut immediately

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

smoking on that shit that made gene wilder

Nyc google office fire, they fucked up giving me unfettered access 😭

im getting unsolicited advice on how to get abs. i dont want abs i want yummy food and lots of it always all of the time every day

Life sucks but at least cilantro doesn’t taste like soap to me

damn. new snippet unlocked <3 🪟

otw. welcome to the fall.🪟

How do you run a fan account for shows when you haven’t finished the show 😭