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@umayadd Both fell off so bad especially Lacasera

Lacasera + Gala 😭🔥 The real MVP of traffic life. When you’re stuck and hunger starts misbehaving, those sellers running after buses? Legends 😭🙌 One quick stop, combo secured… problem solved instantly 🥤🍞 Simple, but it saves lives every single time. Have you had this? What's your story

@misterp33e "cis male" 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷‍♂️

I'm a cis male. Having anal sex with a woman feels like having sex with a tight ring for my penis, I don't really enjoy it. Out of four women I've done anal with one liked it the other three hated it and had pain even being extremely gentle and luts of lube. Vaginal sex is like

@PulseNigeria247 Hmmm I am yet to forget what Buhari did during the naira ban, I'm still having PTSD Abt th experience I faced then.

Report shows that Nigerians have a special gene mutation which keeps them happy. 😳 Nigerians reportedly have the bliss chemical called “Anandamide” reduces the chances of depression, reduces PTSD, and makes it easier to forget painful memories.

@MTNNG network is shit since last week 🤦🏼‍♂️

@NigeriaStories They rehabilitated terrorists back to the society cause they believe they can change but can't rehabilitate these students who they spent billions to train. SMH

JUST IN: Nigerian Defense Academy NDA dismiss students for various offenses.

@DJ_TUNEZ Oro nla 🫡

DOZO COPLETO! 🐊♥️🔥

The Nigerian govt is taking things lightly with the capital punishment for kidnappers, terrorists & bandits. People are dying in the hands of these bastardss. rehabilitation should never exists for anyone caught cos they have a choice as an adult and shld be dealth with.

Quem são esses três pássaros e três mulheres que aparecem no clipe de MANDINGA da Anitta? As divindades mais temidas do panteão Yoruba, desconhecidas por muitos até na macumba, as Iyami Oxoronga, nossas mães ancestrais!

If you want to rent house in Lagos just dress like a mad man cause why is a mini flat 1.8M for total package in egbeda. the agent was telling my friend how he dress fine and has a fresh skin, that he is more than that.

@1i_riz We understand

my account would be hacked in the next few hours, the hacker would ask yall for money but give him. that’s what i’ll use and catch him. ok??

@BernieSanders The war is important for business men so they can make more money, they don't care about that as long as they sell more weapons.

War in Iraq: $2.1 trillion War in Afghanistan: $2.3 trillion Projected cost of the war in Iran: $1 trillion Somehow, there is always money for war, but never enough money for housing, education or the needs of working people. We must and will change our national priorities.

@everythingBrymo should drop new songs please Is it until we carry you to the studio

@benedictogah1 @KE_MrBlack You are slow man How is technology not real?

@KE_MrBlack If technology was real, the white's wouldn't have brought them to Africans!

If heaven were real, whites would have kept the Bible far away from Africans.

@NigeriaStories Now let's assume the amount of weapons that pass through our land and water borders easily cause you can't tell us that such amounts of drugs did not pass through our boarders. The custom boss shld be queried

NDLEA has Raided a Lagos Estate, Seizes Tramadol and Codeine Worth N16.9billion Hidden In Warehouses

@muheediva01 😂😂 I remember when my guy was farming on temu to claim his 1million naira free items, all he needed was to keep on referring and sharing a link to people. Baba was spamming everyone with link

I don’t understand how Temu works, which is why I don’t use it. How did I win $1500 in stuff but have to buy something to get it?! 🤣

A Neolife ambassador just offered me a job opportunity. He claimed it’s the easiest way to achieve financial freedom. I actually felt sorry for him. Who are these brainwashed Nigerians fgs?

@EmzyGadgets It's aesthetics they are after

Some of you truely need advice. You’re swapping iPhone 16 pro max to iPhone air ? 😹😹😹

@officialABAT It's a shame we still don't have 24/7 power supply in Nigeria, there's no reason you should be telling Nigerians we can't afford 24/7 electricity. Just give us stable electricity, we are buying pms for 1250N and you think we won't be able to afford electricity

This afternoon, I administered the oath of office to the new Minister of Housing and Urban Development, Engr. Muttaqha Rabe Darma, having been confirmed by the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I wish Dr Darma well in this role and urge him to vigorously pursue and implement our Housing Anna Urban Development vision under the Renewed Hope Agenda. ~ PBAT

@DSGovernment He should be investigated and prosecuted accordingly, God knows the numbers of innocent people he have killed before this. He committed a terrible crime

The Delta State Police Command has condemned the extra judicial killing of a 28 year old suspect, Mene Ogidi, in Effurun on 26 April 2026. Operatives had responded to credible intelligence that the deceased was attempting to waybill a parcel containing a Beretta pistol with four rounds of ammunition. While moving to take him into custody, the officer leading the team, ASP Nuhu Usman, discharged his firearm in violation of established procedures, leading to the suspect’s death. The Commissioner of Police, Delta State Command, CP Yemi Oyeniyi, ordered the officer’s immediate arrest and transfer to the State Headquarters, Asaba. He has since been moved to Force Headquarters, Abuja, where he will face disciplinary action and prosecution.

@boy_director @PoliceNG They were never our friend, I have never been scared with anyone until I was one on one with a drunk policeman in the middle of the night. He hold me by my trouser & threatening me that I'm into fraud. A car was passing then and then was flashing his light at us before he left me

That boy begged and cried for a fair hearing but he was killed and silenced by @PoliceNG without trial or investigation.