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L'Homme à tête de chou. youtu.be/2DEstQqgglk

@ALadyNamedKatie Imagine the excitement when you turn 333!

My favorite number is 3 and tomorrow I’ll be turning 33 ❤️

@Javedakhtarjadu People used to have shame when it came to embarrasing themselves. Here's a rule of thumb: If something confuses you, look into it. Don't just make silly assumptions. You're too fucking old for that.

Astronauts further from Earth than any human before . BBC . Are they unwittingly saying that Armstrong actually had never landed on moon ?

@ALadyNamedKatie @livewithnoregrt People tend to villianize others when they have a hard time taking responsibility for their own participation in life.

@livewithnoregrt Not to my knowledge but I’m sure there’s someone out there who doesn’t like me. But a whole villain in their story, I don’t believe so nor are there any villains in mine. We’re all human and being human can get messy. I practice gratitude and give grace daily ❤️

are you the villain in anyone’s story?

@ALadyNamedKatie Or if you decide you don’t like/want/need the thing anymore.

Normalize changing your mind when you learn new information. Growth isn’t hypocrisy.

@FreedomMemesIRL What he's saying is, you didn't see the ship physically land, because there were no cameras on the moon. But we did see them plant the flag, because the camera was them mounted on the rover.

Conan: “We watched you guys land on the moon.” Buzz: “No, you didn’t.” Conan: ???? Buzz: “You watched animation.”

@mistressdivy Absolutely; intelectual woman are my weakness. Which is great, because most men are insecure as fuck, leaving the sexy ones for serious connections.

Guys: if a woman challenges you intellectually, is that attractive to you?

@slstdv @TheCinesthetic I'm sure that's true for some people. But I'm far more interested in the world, and getting to know different characters.

@TheCinesthetic Movie is good. But people wanted Max. The main character of the IP?

Hard to believe some people don’t like this movie.

@ActwithAlison Hubby adjacent.

a thursday throwback with hubby right before he was my hubby

@ActwithAlison If you do this, I will send a cease and desist: I like to dress up like you in a sweater on my Only Fans, and bake banana bread.

find me on OnlyFans in a sweater & jeans baking sourdough bread . . . . only a fool in april

@dbessner If a joke isn’t funny, is it really a joke?

lol we are so cooked, a thousand responses saying “bait” when a) it’s a joke and b) I don’t have a checkmark dummies

Never understood what this poster meant

@ALadyNamedKatie Is this a picture of your father?

Hello 🥰

@ActwithAlison Maybe if I were to enhance the box that I have propped up with a slim Jim, maybe add a parfait inside, I won’t just catch my dreams, but someone who believes in me as well. #Brainstorming

you only need one person to believe in you. and it's already built into the plan. you win. so keep going.

@CinemaTweets1 I'm sure he's got an idea someone likes, who gives a fuck? He probably started out as a writer, and had to prove himself worthy, just like anyone else.

Why is Stephen Colbert given the responsibility to write a new Lord of the Rings film? What am I missing- how is this happening? I have no opinion about Colbert on a personal level, I’m neutral, but what qualifies him to write this? Because he’s a massive LOTR fan? That’s it?

@ActwithAlison I set a little trap, fashioned from a cardboard box, held up on one side with a Slim Jim. So far I’ve only caught two bunnies and an elf, but I’m hopeful.

do not follow your dreams... ...chase after them like your life depends on it.

@NataniaMarshall No accounting for creativity.

When Adam was lonely, God gave him one woman. -Not a man. -Not a one-night stand. -Not multiple women. Just Eve.

@Ravenismeee #DragMeToHell #TheGreatSilence

I need a movie where the villain actually won

@ChiChiGreenblat Metaphore or not, that's where Godzilla lives. Why do Australians keep getting into boxing fights with Kangeroos? There may be a metaphore there as well.

I never understood why Godzilla would only attack Japan was weird. Now it feels less like a monster movie and more like a metaphor we were all too young to understand.

@AlbertBrooks I feel like the older you get, the more tigers end up coming after you. Right now I have a school of tigers, or is it a team--a streak of tigers(?) at my tuchus. They're all taking turns tormenting me, then laughing with beers, and pizza, back at their den.

Defending Your Life was released 35 years ago today!! I think I've conquered at least half of my fears.

@rahulcreates95 @JonFlynnREstats Can't speak for this fellah, but as someone who's family has never bought property, I can offer some valid excuses that you may or may not understand. Other than not having savings, or the credit to get a loan, some, like myself, don't like living in the same place too long.

@JonFlynnREstats your friend could have owned a house with the 8 years of rent money . what stopped him doing so ?

Spoke to a friend today, he’s been renting a place for 8 years, paying $1,125/mo. Landlord emailed him tells him he wants $1,725/mo and if he doesn’t like it he can move out. I told him to email the landlord back and tell him to check the rules.

@sciencegirl Ignorance and arrigance. Take your pick, you fall into either or.

What keeps the world from being peaceful