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@ZenChipshot

Semi Retired. Travel enthusiast, Golfer, Philly Sports Fanatic. Family 1st man. Enjoys 🏊 🏋🏻‍♀️ 🎼🏌🏻‍♂️

Planet Earth Katılım Eylül 2009
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Keepsmiling❤️🫶💖🎀
Good morning, it’s only bloody Friday, hope you’ve had a good week and your Friday is kind to you. Every day is a day you’ve never seen before, make the most of it 🥰❤️🥰
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Tilly
Tilly@thetillyeffect·
On or off? I guess it's not often you get to see what your secretary might be wearing underneath her work clothes
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chipshot@ZenChipshot·
@AGirlInPhilly 70 degrees are awesome. But I’ll opt for the pinch and lower temps this weekend 😈
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chipshot@ZenChipshot·
@glass92401 Lovely accent.. The hourglass figure stops heterosexual men
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chipshot@ZenChipshot·
@britttlifts You are off your sleep Schedule due to the colonoscopy. I predict a heavy duty crash Out Friday…Get some Much needed rest 😴💤
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thicc n tired
thicc n tired@britttlifts·
I’m wide awake rn and just banged out 3 hours of marketing campaign work I couldn’t get done earlier. Wtf is wrong with me 😂
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jess
jess@Jessdot_EXE·
Every time the most unhinged reality TV personalities start trending, I’m reminded it may be time to log off and pick up a book
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Noelle✨
Noelle✨@maybeimabelle·
Why are men such bad drivers
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𝖇 🪦🥀@hereliesbaddieb·
I'm gonna try something new this year and be a sundress girl
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Vixx
Vixx@VexingVixxen·
I’m sorry your marriage sucks but have you tried not contributing to why it does
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Gracie MacNcheese
Gracie MacNcheese@AtwinGracie2002·
one these will be enjoyed with my tits out. but which...
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chipshot@ZenChipshot·
@ItIsMsJillyBean Magnesium Glycinate supplements work well for me sleeping through the night. 😴💤
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IAmJillyBean
IAmJillyBean@ItIsMsJillyBean·
I closed my eyes for about 20 minutes, so I’ll probably be up all night.
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chipshot@ZenChipshot·
@Jessdot_EXE I’d negotiate with them. Cobra is the law. Considering you were employed several years they could have offered a couple months free. ACA is significantly cheaper.
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jess@Jessdot_EXE·
My ex-employer is offering COBRA to maintain my health insurance for $1,100 a month. Yes, I LOVE having the opportunity to choose between paying for my health or not being homeless
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Green-eyed Lizard 🦎
Green-eyed Lizard 🦎@CackowskiLiz·
A solid Back & Biceps session and a pretty dress make any day that much better, although the heels make it a bit wobbly when life tries to knock me down. Good thing yoga helps with balance 😉
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Miss Dong Copter
Miss Dong Copter@_HitCockBottom·
I'm so tired of having the World's Best Tits ™️ and not being appreciated. Why can't I find just one guy that loves big tittied autistic girls so I can be a monogamous whore with him?
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Gandalv@Microinteracti1·
The Prime Minister of Japan just did something unexpected while meeting President Trump 👀 Watch closely. We slowed it down. What do you see?
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spicy jess 🤠
spicy jess 🤠@iamstilljess·
Line dancing becoming more popular is cool because it means more venues and bars will host it. But then that funny little niche hobby of mine won’t be so niche anymore and influencers will ruin it 😒
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Lady Josie Glass
Lady Josie Glass@glass92401·
New hair, same woman in charge.
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