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BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

@KobeissiLetter As if Trump who wasnt by himself enough of a untrustworthy rat fart adding munir to the recipe makes it untrustworthy rat fart to the power of thousand

BREAKING: Pakistan is positioning itself as the "lead mediator" between the US and Iran amid peace talk discussions, per FT. Details include: 1. Pakistan is using its ties to Iran and "warm relationship" with President Trump 2. Pakistan has pitched Islamabad as venue for talks in the coming days involving senior figures from the Trump administration and Iran 3. Pakistan's Army chief Asim Munir spoke with Trump on Sunday 4. Pakistan's Prime Minister held talks with Iranian President Pezeshkian on Monday The conversation between the Pakistani and Iranian leaders reportedly came at around the same time President Trump posted on a potential peace deal this morning.

"Acquiring nuclear weapons is against our goal of a nuclear-free state." A British-founded, US-funded, Italian-run Congress wanted India to stay weak & never be capable of defending its sovereignty.

April 9 they want war to end with Iran. Final day of passover rituals Not suspicious at all x.com/FaytuksNetwork…

Dates to watch for this: April 1: Jewish Passover begins, called the Fast of the firstborns. Likely sacrifice date April 3 - 7: Ritual purification of priests April 8/9: Ritually pure group ascends to mount for final passover ritual. April 1-2 is the major tripwire date.

Today I learned that a red heifer (a red cow) will be turned to ashes in Israel and with it all our portfolios will too.

What a film … #Dhurandhar2‌ !!! Aditya Dhar 🫡 box office -ka baap !!! Many congratulations to Ranveer and the entire cast and crew. A must watch film for every indian. Jai hind 🇮🇳 @AdityaDharFilms @RanveerOfficial

@FinanceLancelot No, ref heifer slaughter ritual on april 1

CCI indicator & Money Flow Index are telling us a bounce is coming in S&P. Back in Mar 2025 the rally lasted for 8 trading days until "Liberation Day" tariffs on Wed April 2. 8 trading days would be Wed Apr 1 2026 🇮🇱 Passover. Al-Aqsa Mosque destruction?

Trump will end all traders

@TheIranWatcher If the orange fucker can suck Golanis cock then why not this guys

🚨 Ghalibaf embodies the regime’s brutality and corruption and should never be negotiated with. It is reported that President Trump is negotiating with Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf and calling this “regime change.” It is definitely not. Ghalibaf is not just another official - he is a product and enforcer of the regime’s darkest machinery: ⚪ IRGC insider from the Iran-Iraq war with deep ties to Khamenei, Soleimani, and the regime’s inner circle ⚪ Signed the 1999 letter threatening a coup against Iran’s own president if student protests were not crushed ⚪ As police chief, oversaw brutal crackdowns, arrests of journalists, and violent suppression of protesters ⚪ On record boasting about ordering forces to fire on student demonstrators ⚪ Long history of corruption scandals, widely labeled “the most corrupt commander” inside Iran ⚪ Linked to multi-billion dollar embezzlement cases and protected from prosecution by regime connections ⚪ Accused of using public office to enrich himself and his network while ordinary Iranians suffer ⚪ Key figure in consolidating hardline power and strengthening IRGC control over the state ⚪ Loyal to Khamenei and central to enforcing ideological control, including morality laws and repression ⚪ Represents the fusion of military power, corruption, and authoritarian rule inside the regime This is not a reformer or technocrat. This is the system itself, and it does not represent change. With Ghalibaf in power, the same structure of repression, corruption, and regional aggression remains intact, and the threat posed by the Islamic Republic regime continues to extend beyond Iran to the region and the world. Now that Trump has reportedly legitimized him, he will continue the Islamic Republic’s brutal repression at home and its militant expansionist agenda abroad.

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

@Nigel__DSouza I once went there and spend 15 minutes. For the next 3 months anyone who met me kept asking me what has happened to me that I have become so zen like. I still have no answer

Over the years, I heard a lot about the Neem Karoli Baba Ashram & how several well-known personalities have found solace there. From Steve Jobs & Mark Zuckerberg to Julia Roberts & Virat Kohli with Anushka Sharma, the place has a certain quiet pull. linkedin.com/posts/nigel-ds…

@KobeissiLetter Trump tried to make his billions by manipulating markets and then Iran bust his bubble. Next step will be Iran manipulating US markets

This is absolutely insane: At 7:04 AM ET today, President Trump said “the US and Iran have had productive discussions" to end the Iran War. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 surged +240 points adding +$2 TRILLION in market cap. 27 minutes later, Iran completely denied all of President Trump's claims and said there has been "no contact" with the US. By 8:00 AM ET. the S&P 500 had fallen -120 points erasing -$1 trillion in market cap. That's a $3 TRILLION swing market cap in 56 minutes, just in the S&P 500. What is happening here?

Ignoring all the noise, unless the “red heifer sacrifice” / “al-aqsa” black swan event happens, I will buy between 24 and 27th on all red days and then do nothing. If the red cow turns to ashes I will go to mostly cash.

With the speed of rebuttal, looks like Iran will not let Trump do his BTST trades in peace. Gone are the easy billion days. Goliath found its David.

BREAKING: Iran issues a statement DENYING President Trump's post which claimed the US and Iran have had "productive conversations" to end the Iran War: Iran says: 1. "There has been no indirect or direct contact with President Trump" 2. President Trump is trying to "buy time" in the Iran War 3. President Trump "withdrew" from power plant strikes after Iran's "firm warning" 4. President Trump's comments are "psychological warfare" 5. "Hormuz will not return to pre-war conditions as long as psychological warfare continues" Iran has entirely denied all of President Trump's claims.