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@TobyEvenden Picking my nose Nearly empty now

So whats everyone doing for the next half hour

@SebOnFootball @TobyEvenden Ratio on SEBS and TOBES

@TobyEvenden You are many things my dear friend but strong and smart ain’t two of them

Takes a strong and incredibly smart man to learn the error of his ways

@ben_bowman_ Imagine if he only costs 150 million

£150M bid for Jude Bellingham? Why Not? Could do with some competition for Madders and Gallagher

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO! Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid. £117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported. Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

@SebOnFootball 👈🤥

I’m over it tbh, onwards

@theMadridZone Will it be televised

🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid will play Leganes in a friendly. 📆 July 28th. 🕰️ 11:30 CEST. 🏟️ Valdebebas. ⚔️

@SebOnFootball I beg sebs actually reads this. When has he turned up in a big final semi final for England. He was shocking all euro 24, costs the team in the last 2 world cups and even last night another stinker and I he’s been outscored by a midfielder this tournament who isn’t on pens

One game he doesn’t score or play well in and these narratives reappear ahaha

@SebOnFootball You’re retarded

Porro>Cucurella

@SebOnFootball Just sleep buddy

Really struggling to process what I’m seeing from this football club, doesn’t feel real rn. YouTube vid out in the morning tryna get through everything…key word trying 😂

@sabriamcaparodi I swear he’s on a grand a week

🟥 Neymar, Venezuela'daki depremzedelere haftalığını bağışladı

@MadridUniversal Fix it quick 2022 is wrong

🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING: Brazil always win the World Cup whenever a player scores in all 3 group stage games: 1970, 1994, 2022.

@fmeetsdata If Belgium draw again and finish 3rd with 3 points and 0 goal difference how likely are they to qualify

Here is how BiH's 🇧🇦 result affected some other top contenders to qualify as 3rd placed team. Percentages are unconditional, meaning they take into account that teams can qualify as 1st or 2nd in their group, not necessarily as 3rd. (many other teams didn't fit the image)

60 different goal scorers from 44 clubs at this World Cup and not a single Barcelona player. Is it that Hansi Flick’s system is too good, or are the players just average?

@RkFutbol Can you feel it in your balls

I can feel that a big name will leave Real Madrid this summer

@FabrizioRomano Uh oh

💣👀🇪🇸

@SebOnFootball Doue is kinda overrated but so is saka so there about the same

The amount of people I’m seeing have Saka over Doue in their combined XI’s is mental to me

@SebOnFootball Saviniho has been dropped on performance reasons. It speaks volumes if both pep and moresca don’t see a 22yr old winger in the long term future. He was crap last season and this season even worse somehow. If ye pay over 40 million you should liquidate the club

Quite funny to me how some people have completely written off a 22 year old, who’s already had a 20 G/A season under his belt in La liga, that Pep Guardiola signed, who’s barely played this season.

🚨 Frenkie de Jong on exit rumors: “I will stay at Barça! That’s for sure”.

Hansi Flick for Pep Guardiola. 🎩 “Pep is the best coach in the world, and he's proven that over the past ten years, year after year.” “Even when things weren't going well, he always knew how to handle the situation and manage it. He's delivered exceptional work” When we talk about philosophy, and the way he conveys his ideas…his teams always play at the highest level, and he always finds solutions to be better than the competitors.” “And when you look at the number of titles he's won, it's exceptional. And I greatly appreciate that I know him personally, because he really is an amazing person.” I wish him now to rest a little, and to take his time before returning, and I hope he does return, because he's still young enough to do that.”