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She could have just said no

Using Claude as a personal nutritionist / trainer >>> peptidemaxxing

@babybeginner Guy who has never traveled to a major city outside the US

Dear New Yorkers who have never seen dumpsters. Let me explain what this will do. 1. They will stink. They will get all kinds of gross liquid in them and they will stink. 24/7. Wait for the summer. That’s gonna be so charming. 2. Trash will pile up over and around them. Bc it ALWAYS does. 3. Parking way up. $$$$. I know you don’t think you care but it will cost someone more money which will be passed onto you. 4. These could easily bc homeless shelters. The trash will then be tossed on the streets. 5. Rats will find a way. It will smell like food to them at all times. It will attract them. 6. It’s going to cost a bunch of money. 7. It will be UGLY. They will be covered with all kinds of gross garbage materials. Hence the stinking mentioned earlier. The beautiful streets will be packed with these. Imagine a 100 story building. How big of a dumpster do they need? 8. Will they be moved every other day like cars? How will the street sweepers get around them? 9. And other stuff I haven’t even thought of yet.

@BoringBiz_ Real ones open in browser, go to print, save to PDF and it's checkmate

Just grabbed coffee with a good friend of mine who currently works as a private equity associate at a well-known firm One interesting tidbit from the conversation was his frustration around bankers adding PDF password protection on every document within the data room He has gotten used to uploading entire VDRs into an AI platform and having it do a first-pass summary on the deal Unfortunately, password protected documents are not readable by AI, even if you give them the password through a prompt His firm has capability to decrypt passwords but it becomes a pain if you have to do it across thousands of documents in the entire data room since it's a fairly manual process Reminded him that this was just the norm in a pre-AI world. Kind of incredible that it is even a point of contention now. But in summary, if you are currently a banker and want to annoy the private equity associates who are sending you midnight diligence questions, just add password protection to every document you send them Prevents the buyside associates from being able to use AI and certainly makes their job much more annoying.

The au pair when she arrives from France and finds out I actually don’t have a wife and kids

@marg0tenenbaum I'm scared

Turns out there’s a lot to write about when you have the craziest 10 months of your life

Genius value creation strategy by the outsourced laundry room provider by making you pay $5 to replace your "no longer supported" card from the same machine every 3 years

Getting silk pillowcases is the best decision I've made in many years

@Vinny_Daniel0 6x NTM.. Thoma should acquire already

Gonna be the DoorDash Winter Olympics fr

Pour one out for all the reservations tonight for 2 on ResX

This app is free

@fintwit_lurker Late Zoomers caught the last chopper

@Vinny_Daniel0 Splounge

@yessicaster You're excused

I have nooo idea if I’m off work today I’m just sitting here like this ? please advise

@jclarkson203 The renaissance is coming brother

When the Blue Owl retail wealth advisor recommends a bond ETF instead of its newest Private Credit Evergreen fund

BMI is directly correlated with Seamless credit allowance

More relevant than ever

@Zerobzoomer As soon as they get a taste of the money lifestyle, their beliefs change really fast. I’ve seen it before.

Off to the Bushwick Mamdani watch party in search of a socialist goth baddie who secretly craves a private equity lifestyle