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Find me @zetagen.bsky.social over on that other app

wait everyone add ur oc to trinket it can just get bigger and bigger

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"American" here is a shorthand for "car dependent country where people stock up on supplies like they're on the Oregon Trail instead of buying small portions because people live in walkable neighborhoods"

the type of shit the press asks Zohran at a press conference about street parking:

If you see one gnome in the kitchen there are likely hundreds more in the walls

i would make an excellent goon. i'd be like "on it boss" and then i'd fuck it up instantly.

‼️ BREAKING: Researchers have uncovered secret AI surveillance projects linked to KYC provider Persona and OpenAI, sending user data to the US government. Code references include intelligence program codenames "Project SHADOW" and "Project LEGION." Analysis of source code revealed OpenAI's user verification systems includes biometric tracking, facial scanning, political screening, and intelligence reporting. Researchers also discovered ONYX on Persona's government server — matching ICE's $4.2M AI surveillance tool — which scrapes social media and the dark web, builds digital footprints, tracks emotional sentiment, assigns risk scores across 300+ platforms and 28B+ data points, and flags individuals for "violent tendencies." None of it was hidden. It was all internet-facing.

rapidly running out of secular terms for Silicon Valley, forced to start talking like a 19th century tent revival preacher warning of demons and evil spirits sorry guys

Everytime you get sick from an infectious disease for the next 20 years please remember that this admin canceled multiple promising vaccine developments to give you this idiot slop instead

Might be bipolar spoon stuck ti my hand earlier #magnerts

the disgruntled brothers

I love soup. I love domestic alchemy. I love feeling like a witch standing over her cauldron stirring magical potions

This movie had two things to say: 1. The healthcare system is broken by design 2. Bigweld FUCKS.

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