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@NotATeslaApp Soo still no FSD stats for HW3 owners, eh?

Tesla Announces Spring 2026 Software Update: New Self-Driving App, 'Hey, Grok,' and More notateslaapp.com/news/3966/tesl…

@wholemars Why there is a Gemini watermark on both images??

Tesla Self-Driving, Pay Per Use Pricing Every car comes with Self-Driving activated. If you don’t have a monthly subscription, you can charge your Supercharger credit card already on file for a single self-driving ride, the same way you do in the Robotaxi app. 👍 or 👎?

This is exactly why I will NEVER put my kids in anything but a Tesla

🚨 Quantum physics in 60 seconds just shattered everything I thought I knew... this changes EVERYTHING! 😱 “This lady just dropped 1 year of quantum study in under a minute: ‘Quantum physics isn’t just science — it’s logical spirituality. You don’t attract what you want. You align with what you already are.’ Every version of you already exists in the quantum field — the wealthy you, the happy you, the successful you. ‘The quantum field doesn’t respond to begging. It responds to certainty.’ Your most powerful tool? Visualization. ‘Our minds don’t know the difference between imagination and reality.’ Time isn’t linear. Pull your future into the now. Recode your past. You are not a person inside the universe. You ARE the universe experiencing itself through you. Go live like the miracle you are.” Mind officially blown. 🔥 What frequency are YOU broadcasting right now? Which version of yourself are you finally aligning with? Drop your biggest takeaway below 👇

Former Tesla President @jonmcneill says Elon Musk kept employees motivated post-IPO by "starving the balance sheet": "Even after we were public, we operated Tesla on a quarter's worth of cash." "I kept saying to Elon, 'I would like a little breathing room.' He's like, 'No. We've got to think like we're young entrepreneurs: if you're two steps from death—you operate differently.'" "I was like, 'Man, we have a quarter's worth of cash, but we have 70 days of payables. That means we have less than three weeks of cash. This is tight.' But that kept everybody sharp." "The experience of working in a Musk company is—you are literally on the biggest challenge you've ever faced in your life, with the best people, and you're doing the best work of your life. That's what keeps most people engaged—it's not the balance in their bank account."

@BlinkySDA @DriveTeslaca Driving RWD Model Y for 3 winters on all-seasons and had absolutely zero issues whatever in Toronto area 🫡

@DriveTeslaca Rear wheel drive sucks in the winter. Going to need all wheel drive.

BREAKING: Tesla has launched the Model Y Standard in Canada 🇨🇦 Just $49,990 - 463km of range. First deliveries in just 4-6 weeks. Who’s ordering one?

I agree with this so much I wanted to call it out directly. I’ve been an audiophile my whole life, spending many thousands on car audio, home theaters, and headphones. So when I say no other car maker delivers such a high-fidelity audio system that is INCLUDED STANDARD in their long range, premium, and performance vehicles, I mean it. And I’ve heard them all. Sure, you could overspend thousands on an aftermarket sound system elsewhere, but why? When your Tesla is in Hi-Fi audio mode, you’re getting studio quality tailored output to each one of the car’s 17 speakers. But don’t take my word for it. Go listen for yourself!

advice for 2026: early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise

The farewell sunrise of 3I ATLAS was captured on timelapse from the ISS and became one of the most beautiful shots of the flyby.

@NotATeslaApp for some reason I still don't have that feature. Running AMD 2023 Model Y =/

Did you see that Tesla renders actual Tesla models on the new Supercharger site maps? Which models can you spot in the video? notateslaapp.com/news/3425/tesl…

Very few predictions in technology last 25 years. In 2000, only 2yrs into Google, Larry Page predicted the company's #1 priority a quarter century later. Watch this ~1min clip. "Artificial Intelligence would be the ultimate version of Google. If we had the ultimate search engine, it would understand everything on the web. It would understand exactly what you wanted and it would give you the right thing and that's obviously artificial intelligence to be able to answer any question basically because almost everything is on the web, right? We're no where near doing that now however we can get incrementally closer to that and that's basically what we work on. And that's tremendously interesting from an intellectual standpoint, right? We all this data. If you printed out our index it would be 70 miles high. We have all this computation, we have 6000 computers. So we have a lot of resources available. We have enough space to store 100 copies of the whole web. So if you have a really interesting confluence of a lot of different things, right? Lot of computation, lot of data. That didn't used to be available. And from an engineering and scientific standpoint, building things to make use of this is a very interesting intellectual exercise. So I expect to be doing that for a while."

3i/ATLAS update: The first image is from an amateur, ground based astronomer. The second is from NASA, the largest space agency in history. Pretty hard to overstate just how embarrassing this is.

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With over 500 years of driving data generated every day, Tesla AI has seen it all. Here are some examples from the Tesla FSD 14 training data set:

Tell me you use FSD without telling me you use FSD!!

🚨TESLA AUTOPILOT BEATS HUMAN DRIVERS BY A MILE New data shows Tesla’s Autopilot might actually be a better driver than… well, you. According to Tesla’s 2025 safety report, cars using Autopilot only crash about once every 6.69 million miles. A rate of 0.15 crashes per million miles. For comparison, human drivers crash at 1.42 per million miles, and even Teslas without Autopilot hit 1.04. Even Waymo’s self-driving cars, which have an impressive record, average 0.21 crashes per million miles. In short: Humans = crashy. Tesla Autopilot = chill. So next time someone says they don’t trust “robots” on the road, remind them the robots are 10 times less likely to wreck your car. Source: @Tesla, @xfreeze

@MadelnCanada A lot of water. Falling down. All the time.

Tell me where in Canada you’re from without telling me…

@milochkals У меня так же. Только зеркально наоборот 😂 Поработать до 3х. Поспать до 10.

парень с курсов рассказал, что встаёт в 3:30, чтоб успеть перед занятиям в тренажёрку, позавтракать и доехать до занятий. после занятий он едет на работу и потом ложится спать в 9 вечера. 🥲😭

It's obvious at this point

@SawyerMerritt Was scary NGL BUT That's the first issue I had with #FSD on #HW3 in 60,000 km

@SawyerMerritt Just came back to Toronto from a 1,200 mile roundtrip (2,000 km) to New York and across the state. 99% of the trip used FSD on HW3 Got only one issue where it failed to slow down going off ramp and had to slam the brakes not to end up in a ditch 😮‍💨

What's the longest trip you've completed using Tesla's FSD (Supervised)?