i look this old

@Matt_Pinner I want that now.

Did you use to eat egg sandwiches back in the day when times were rough

@isaac_saas How did she get “felony vehicular manslaughter” when the person only had a broken collarbone?

We listed our old house for rent 3 days ago. This morning I got my first ever call from a potential tenant. My very first one. I wish I was joking. "Hi, I have a couple questions about your listing." "Ok, fire away..." "I have an ongoing medical malpractice case and was wondering if it was okay if I pay the whole year up front because I'm not working." "Umm.. yeah, I think that would be ok? I don't see why not... I'm guessing that's why you're not working? If it's confidential, that's fine, just curious..." "Yeah, that's why... it has to do with my foot and I can't work." "Ok, what other questions do you have?" "Do you have any dog restrictions? We have a 10 year old pitbull... she's my childhood dog... she's so sweet... never had any issues with her." "Ummm... I think the HOA has restrictions on that breed." (Idk if they do, I just made that up) "Ok, just let me know. Next question. I do have a felony on my record for vehicular manslaughter. The person survived and ended up with only a broken collarbone... and umm... my dad would be living with me, he's my caregiver, he also has a felony on his record but he already did his time. It was his first felony and will be his last felonly." "Umm..." "Yeah... I know it's a lot going on but I don't have any evictions or anything... but I did break a lease when I was 18 because I'm a single mom and well, um... some things we're going on and I was just in mommy mode... but I'm about to pay all that off once I get this medical malpractice money." "Umm... we have a few other applications we're going to review and I'll get back to you." I think I'm going to sell the house.

@marklimbert6 @Amelia558rs Best of luck

@ZientakbBrian @Amelia558rs It's a competitive league Our time will come again it always does

Be honest… which sport is so boring you can’t even fake interest anymore?

@JC_Texdude00 @FadeAwayMedia Even a Danhausen?

@FadeAwayMedia Any wrestling fan who gets a tattoo of any wrestler on their body is straight up psycho

🤯 WWE FAN GOT STEPHANIE VAQUER’S FULL FACE TATTOED ON HIM.

🐂 INSANITY DURING BULL RUN: This happened today at the Las Delicias de Trujillo resort. Bull run During the San José Fair, it ended in tragedy when two of the bulls got out of control

@ThatEricAlper Nashville Pussy, The The, (The ACs, iykyk)

What's a band that's hard to Google?

@lady_valor_07 That’s a good man. Works hard and still went to the store to get stuff the family needed.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@marklimbert6 @Amelia558rs And since 95?

@ZientakbBrian @Amelia558rs They have won everything in my lifetime I've been a fan since 1982 When they won the FA cup ironically

@TrevorSheatz I bet his wife thinks of those past partners, constantly.

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@MbarkCherguia Crawdads in New York. (But the bunch in the pot was shipped up to me from Louisiana.)

What do you call these in your area?

@OgWolf55 @BigBlockMopar55 Great car, bad wheels.

#moparmonday 🇺🇸

@CitizenSigma @MbarkCherguia They are in a public space, so we should use that space too

@MbarkCherguia Don't ban them. Join them! - Get in the frame and loudly ask if they are retarded and if they need help. - Start asking loudly about their equipment and editing software, again in frame. - They love people who stand uncomfortably on the side. Get in their frame.

can we start banning influencers from public spaces?

@HappyMotorhead Have to do something about those nasty headlights.

YES, its from 1957 - Would or Wouldn't?

@Ace109610 Claudio. Let’s see five dumb “European uppercuts” and then swing someone by the feet. Snooze fest everytime.

Name 1 wrestler that makes you go to sleep

"Will someone adopt me now?" Handsome sht Bubba had a spa day over the weekend and got all his shedding brushed out PLUS he allowed his nails to be trimmed! 🙀😻 #Purfect #ReadyToGo #GoodBoy

@marklimbert6 @Amelia558rs Have they won the FA cup in your lifetime, or are you just spouting memories from someone else’s lifetime? Everton embraces mediocrity since the 1990s.

@ZientakbBrian @Amelia558rs Founding club Never been relegated Won 15 major trophies You must be a baffoon

@LucifersTweetz Fishing trip with my family.

What’s your idea of Heaven?

@marklimbert6 @Amelia558rs Well aren’t they watching Arsenal, Man city, Man U and Liverpool? Everton?

@ZientakbBrian @Amelia558rs Yes They are a premier league team In the league watched by more people every week than the population of China

@WWEREALONE Danhausen vs Effy

Quick, name Danhausen’s best match

@fishquichee @blockhim2026 To make life easier for my children.

Gun to your head name a reason to live