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Dear Lord, It's the beginning of a new football season and I come to you as a Chelsea fan and pray that you always deliver Arsenal into our hands for banter each and every week. This and more I ask through Christ my Lord, amen!

@skidadams @_Thrixian @kellydoes_it Na Kelly be person of interest

@Zishot_ @_Thrixian @kellydoes_it Me wey na virgin

Another gist is... If you know you've been sexually active with an older woman (sugar momma) who's around 45+ unprotected, kindly go & check your HIV status. A woman confessed being infected by HIV by her husband, which triggered her to "hate men" thereby becoming a "sugar momma" to younger men in this town. Infecting them massively... She said at least 30 of 'em... At least 30? At most nko? She's a bit bouyant, so she handles most of the bills of the sex-hungry boys who are being infected. Y'all out there sleeping with anything in skirts. We have 46k registered active HIV patients taking meds, there are more who aren't registered. Be careful out there mbok... Dangerous days.

@kellydoes_it @_Thrixian @skidadams Make you day dey on excess guard

@Zishot_ @_Thrixian @skidadams Omo the streets is dangerous

Who's the eldest and who's the youngest?

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

You can’t spend more money than a ruling party, You can’t mobilize more violence than a ruling party. The only way you can win a ruling party is to field a candidate people are passionate about. -Dr Sam Amadi @SamAmadi

There’s a silent disaster happening in Nigeria that nobody wants to confront honestly. We keep shouting about unemployment, bad leadership, low productivity, corruption, poor healthcare, failed institutions and why our country is not working. But many people are avoiding the root cause. Our education system has been deeply compromised. A student enters secondary school or university full of dreams, intelligence and potential. Then the system teaches them something dangerous: “You do not need competence to succeed.” WAEC malpractice. NECO malpractice. GCE runs. Sorting. Sex for grades. Extortion. Intimidation. Victimization. Handout rackets. “See me after class.” “Talk to your lecturer.” “Settle this course.” And after 4 or 5 years of surviving that environment, we expect excellence to magically appear. It won’t. A country cannot repeatedly reward dishonesty in classrooms and expect integrity in government offices, hospitals, engineering sites, courtrooms and businesses. This is where many of our unemployable graduates are coming from. Not because Nigerians are not intelligent. Not because our youths are lazy. But because too many people were trained inside a system where merit was murdered. The painful part is this: UNN, UNILAG, FUTO, ABU, UI, IMSU, ABSU and many others are using largely the same NUC-regulated curriculum. The difference is standards. The universities that still command respect are usually the ones with stronger resistance against sorting, extortion and academic fraud. The ones collapsing in reputation are often the ones where corruption became normalized. Once a student realizes they can buy an “A” with ₦20,000, or sleep their way through a course, or manipulate results through connections, the motivation to truly learn starts dying slowly. And when millions of such graduates enter the labor market, the entire country pays the price. That weak engineer may eventually supervise a bridge. That poorly trained nurse may handle a patient. That compromised accountant may manage public funds. That fake first-class graduate may become a lecturer and reproduce the same cycle again. This is no longer just an education problem. It is a national security problem. Countries become great because they protect competence fiercely. Singapore did it. China did it. Germany did it. South Korea did it. You cannot build a first-world country with a third-world attitude towards education integrity. Nigeria does not have a shortage of talent. Nigeria has a shortage of systems that protect excellence. And until we become ruthless about fighting academic corruption, exam malpractice, sorting, sex-for-grades and institutional intimidation, we will continue producing certificates instead of competence. This fight is bigger than schools. It is about the future survival of Nigeria itself.

Person dey ruin our lives step by step, una dey talk say he sabi play politics. 💔

Lining up for Chelsea! 💪 #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

@citadel_onthis This is not too much to ask walai

Win fa cup, qualify for Europa Win Europa and PL, qualify for Champions League Win Champions League🥹💙

Ezekiel 16 hit different. God said: I found you when nobody else wanted you. I cleaned you up. Covered your shame. Blessed you. Loved you.

In 2015, the minimum wage was 30k, full tank N5k. In 2026, minimum wage is 70k, full tank N82k. If you like, don’t get sense. Don’t go & get your PVC.

A major problem with the average Nigerian voter is this: once their personal life becomes a little comfortable, they stop caring whether the system is failing everyone else.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

A voice without PVC is just noise. Get your PVC today🫵🏿

Nigerian to Nigerian: If you don’t own a voters card at this point. I have no words for you

@kellydoes_it @skidadams How I take day beg for WhatsApp?

@skidadams @Zishot_ Leave am he go price me now to pay baba come WhatsApp Dey beg

And everybody know everybody

@skidadams @kellydoes_it Based on say my guy don get footprints for everywhere as you talk am

@Zishot_ @kellydoes_it You never hear say town dey hot? Make you no enter see wetin nose suppose smell