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@IlyasCigarette *adds to TBR*

i cannot express to everyone how much they need to read the fall by tal bauer

@Favwontmiss Tom and Zendaya ?

The best straight relationships are: - Man who constantly gets gay allegations - Woman who 300 years ago would have been accused of being a witch

@HumansNoContext Et après ils réveillent leurs femmes à 3h du mat pour qu'elles leur fasse à manger....

The guy showing up to get his hair cut and waiting for his barber to spontaneously wake up is the peak of male loyalty

@tonedeafandh0t He loves it, asks shane to rename him bisexual terminator in his phone

I need a fic where hockey fans in the gcu start referring to Ilya fondly as “the bisexual terminator” after he’s out. I need to see Ilya react to that nickname 😭

@celestevoid And Ilya has no dementia so he remembers everything until the very end !!

“shane is never winning an argument” “ilya is never winning an argument” both wrong. hollanov have zero serious arguments post the long game and they are in love and happy forever until they die at the age of 101 peacefully in their sleep together. hope that clears things up.

@ganseyyiii You just KNOW this logic is Ilya's influence on all of them

the cens rookies calling shane their stepdad is #canontome. shane points out that to be their stepdad, ilya would’ve had to been married to someone else beforehand who is their bio parent and they say no, they were actually conceived by Just ilya rozanov via immaculate conception

@frenchudcon Yeah go ahead break my heart, who needs a heart anyway ? B,,(

so ilya is forty and starts forgetting things. small things at first. names, dates, why he walked into a room and then bigger things. years of his career going blurry, pieces of boston, the league and his own life slipping out of reach. and because his father had dementia, ilya knows exactly what kind of fear is waiting for him. then one day while going through old boxes, he finds one hidden in the back of a closet with a note written in russian in his own handwriting: if you found this, it means you already started forgetting. open it. inside are photos, letters, tickets, pieces of a life he does not remember saving. pictures of him young, holding the stanley cup, smiling in places that should mean something. and then… pictures of a man. dark haired, beautiful, laughing beside him, wearing ilya’s #81 jersey, sleeping against his shoulder, looking at him like ilya was home. on the back of one photo, it says: shane and i <3 but ilya does not remember him. not his voice or his laugh. not the way his hand felt. absolutely nothing. but his body does because the second he sees shane’s face, his chest breaks open and he starts crying before he even understands why then he finds the letters he wrote to himself before the forgetting got too bad: his name is shane hollander. you loved him he was the love of your life. you left him when you realized you were getting sick because you thought disappearing would hurt less than making him watch you disappear slowly. it was fear. it was the worst thing you ever did. and ilya realizes he did not just forget shane. he left him first. he loved him, he ruined him, abandoned him without the truth and then forgot him so completely that the only proof left is a box full of memories his own mind erased. the last letter only says: if you remember nothing else, remember this. you loved shane hollander. find him if you can. tell him if you can. and if it is too late, spend whatever is left of you knowing the best part of your life had his name and then ilya wakes up. not forty anymore, not sick and not alone on the floor with shane’s photos in his hands he is nineteen again. in a hotel room he does not recognize, staring at a young face in the mirror, before boston, before the league, before the cup, before shane, before every mistake he has not made yet. but he still remembers the box he remembers the letters he remembers crying over a man his mind had erased. not everything comes back clearly. he does not remember every kiss, every fight, every word. but he remembers enough to know that somewhere out there is the boy he is going to love more than anything and hurt worse than anyone. and this time, ilya has to find him before he becomes a regret. this time he has to say it before the silence wins. because he has already lived through a world where he forgot shane once… he is not losing him twice.

@towandatheavngr My fellow fan you just found an easter egg, congratulations !

So I've been binge watching some old seasons of Project Runway (ones I never watched back in the day). I'm currently watching season 12 and there's a guy from Russia on this one. Look at what he was wearing in the ep I just watched. #heatedrivalry

@landofpoppies39 This perfect bc you genius

✍🏽 shane panic attack cens locker room. ilya isn’t there bc interview. wyatt notices first bc goalie. troy steps in bc anxiety twin. bood tells luca to get ilya bc alternate captain and adopted son. ilya SPRINTS. gets to locker room and sees shane calm and taken care of bc family

@kittyheartfelt I almost forgot ! Thanks for reminding me !!! 8)

remember when shane wanted to text ilya that he wiggled his toes after he got hurt on the ice ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

@wtflanksteak They.. only read...dialogues..... ???

Finding out people on booktok skip everything but dialogue makes reading 30+ books a year make a lot more sense.

@withilyarozanov How did I miss that part ? XD

... did you not read the books? man so many fans actively deny the scene in the first book where shane, right after coming out to rose, gets a positive result on a pregnancy test and cries all night wondering whether he should call ilya to tell him he's the father of his baby

@mntzksndodd I bow to you old queen !

When smut was called lemon 😭

@ilyaslestat I love svetlana but fucking your CHILDHOOD friend is wierd

what is your most controversial heated rivalry opinion?

@diazettes Ilyas nonchanlance rubbed on him

what we need is a few years down the line married fic where their very steamy tripod filmed tapes are leaked and everyone is expecting them to be mortified esp shane but he’s like well. we have hot sex. fuck the invasion of privacy and hate that it’s out there but we look great

@midaeros Hell yeah !! I want this in Unrivaled !!!

"hollander tripped on purpose" then they find out hollanov have been a couple for a decade and then someone does a deep dive and they realize some of shane's best games in his career have been against ilya 😭

i truly cannot fully allow myself to envision how absolutely hilarious this would be. cos you know there'd be homophobic fans frothing at the mouth to get shane off the team and then he signs with ottawa and they realize they gotta watch hollanov dog walk them for 10 years

@dixbe_ Tout le monde dit la même chose (protect Edvin from this fandom!!) et moi je suis là "mais quoi qu'est ce que j'ai fait encore ?" ^^"

prem deg je vous jure j’suis terrifiée mdrrr, je les adore et j’aime la série mais j’ai absolument pas le cardio pour les défendre face à ce fandom de zinzin (+ je ne veux plus de projet où ils se sautent dessus)

@lolawanttorant @edmarendgame THIS would be a great idea !!

@edmarendgame they need to get Omar too for Fabiannnnnnn

EDVIN HAVING TO GAIN 7 KILO OF MUSCLES WITHIN 3 MONTHS FOR A SECRET ROLE .... AND WHAT STARTS FILMING IN 3 MONTHS??? HEATED RIVALRY SEASON 2!!!!!??? AND WHO DID JACOB JUST START FOLLOWING??? EDVIN!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@edmarendgame LUCAAAAAAAA !!!!!

@tastyhud You know this is actually canon right ? Like, no joke

ilya getting hard on the ice everytime shane calls him captain