void 🔮 fic 📌

& treasure in the dreams you wrote 💭 archiveofourown.org/works/80656341 - domestic cottage hollanov - first hr fic but not my first rodeo - fluff + smut 🙂‍↕️ - they’re so in love it sickens me - that’s it thanks byeee

i worded this poorly. i’m just pissed they didn’t get to do ANY OF THIS.

pissing myself off thinking about how much it took for shane to say he was ready to announce their relationship, that he probably started planning it already, how excited ilya was when he said it …

@amorijxxt no i’m very happy about shane im upset that they DISNT GET TO DO ANY OF THAT 😭😭😭

@celestevoid LISTEN LISTEN LOSTEN HE HAD A CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND TOOK INITIATION (I have to tell myself everyone not to skip to the almost plane crash scene every time I read I love Shane but istg)

@troybarretts something something saying my dogs favorite words something

are we all ready for mind break/hypnosis/dumbificaton hollanov yet or are we not there yet

so fucking insane to be on the other side of this inside joke

@edmrbeauty the Fear of jacob putting in whole scenes that were 1-2 sentences of tlg Haunts me…

could see jacob paralleling it to the one of him coming out to them to be cruel

@t4thollanov @Hudollies oh yeah this looks like everything i ordered

ilya, horny loser chud w no experience but an insane imagination who’s obsessed w this shane, secretly super horny pretty boy who’s very experienced. ilya’s a sloppy top and shane overstims him bc it’s fun watching ilya twitch while he fucks shane’s mouth and uses him

@tozdiaz i’m so sat

@celestevoid me and a beloved mutual came up with something beautiful

you might be seeing me in mean dom ilya week……. or you might not………..

mind you i just checked and there is not ONE senior center in antarctica so idk where they would be taking up residence ….

🚬🚬🚬 never lied a day in my life btw

i hate this stupid app but there is truly nothing, NOTHING funnier than being on here when a copypasta drops

@t4thollanov it just appeared in my mind and i needed it to be real

@celestevoid VOIDDDNSKWJWE

somthing something vape moving antarctica copypasta

many women cant even what he did

yes connor stole your vape and everyone clapped and then brendon urie started singing girls/girls/boys and then dan and phil kissed and then mcr showed up and sang welcome to the black parade, let’s just keep piling on the nonsense

@hollanovrryy i’m crying real tears out of my face

long story but at one point spongebob told me he was moving & i was like well yeah, you cant live in bikini bottom anymore. and he was like "don't judge me, but i'm moving for a boy" and i pointed to patrick and he said yes and then he stole my krabby patty

oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both, oh yes they both, oh yes they both reached for. the vape, the vape, the vape, the vape, oh yes the both reached for the vape, for the vape