I have flowers

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@cravedcuddle Take a photo, for the memories, roll a J cask a cold one and go to the backyard to unwind until they wake up

men you come home from work and see your woman like this what’s the first thing you are doing

We are living in a time where evil is fully exposed and people still refuse to see it.

Life once you start moving up the corporate ladder and realize no one actually knows what they're doing

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

A lot of people ask why there’s always been a certain respect and love between Manchester United and Real Madrid. They point to players who’ve worn both shirts. They talk about modern connections. But it goes way deeper than that. It goes back to a time when one club was broken… and the other chose to stand beside them. After the Munich air disaster, United wasn’t just grieving. They were on the edge. Players gone. The manager is fighting for his life. A future that suddenly didn’t look certain anymore. While the club was trying to find its feet again, across Europe, Santiago Bernabéu and his Real Madrid side had just become kings of the game. They had everything. The best players. The biggest stage. The European Cup is in their hands. They didn’t need to look back. But they did. When Madrid lifted that trophy in 1958, Bernabéu didn’t make it about dominance. He made it about respect. He publicly dedicated it to Manchester United. Not as a gesture. As recognition. Because he believed the team that had been lost in Munich was worthy of that crown. And it didn’t stop at words. Madrid offered real help. They were willing to loan Alfredo Di Stéfano — the best player in the world at the time — to United. Imagine that. At your lowest point… another club offering you their greatest asset to help you stand again. (The move never happened, blocked at the time… but the intention tells you everything.) Then came the friendlies. When United needed money, needed support, needed something to hold onto — Madrid showed up. They agreed to play matches, asked for almost nothing, and let United keep the gate. They brought their stars to Old Trafford, not for glory… but to fill the stadium and help a wounded club survive. There’s a story from one of those games. Madrid won heavily. But after the match, Bernabéu hosted a dinner for United. Not to celebrate. To encourage. He told Matt Busby something simple: “You are rebuilding. We will play you again… and again… until you are ready to beat us.” That’s not rivalry. That's brotherhood, love Respect at the highest level. That’s one giant recognizing another… even when it’s on its knees. So when people talk about the connection between Manchester United and Real Madrid today… It’s not just about players moving between clubs. It’s not just about modern football. It’s about history. About a moment when one club didn’t take advantage of another’s pain… They protected it. That’s why, for some of us, Real Madrid will always feel different. Not just another club. But one that showed up when it mattered most. And in football… You don’t forget that. 🔴🤍 As a United Fan, Real Madrid will always be my second club. Love and respect forever ❤️ #ManchesterUnited #GGMU #Realmadrid

La que está currando en la farmacia cuando tengo que ir a comprar fortasec

you only get: 1 summer with them as a baby 3 as a toddler 5 as a child 3 as a preteen 6 as a teen so let them run barefoot, turn on the sprinkler, cut up the watermelon, chase fireflies under fading golden skies because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow evenings filled with the sounds of childhood do not last forever 🤍

Aficionados del Atleti pidiendo taxis ayer en Londres para llegar a tiempo al aeropuerto

👋 @realmadrid

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Hala Madrid, Hijos de Puta!!! 🤍🤍🤍

LOS SUEÑOS SE CUMPLEN @JoseluMato9 🤍

Toma cabron,por traerme pienso del barato.

Iran has allowed the first oil tanker to pass through the Strait of Hormuz after the shipment was paid for in Chinese yuan. The ‘Karachi’ oil tanker, an Aframax-class vessel carrying Das crude from Abu Dhabi, crossed the Strait of Hormuz safely with its AIS (Automatic Identification System) activated. It is the first non-Iranian oil tanker to do so today without any incident, and it is on its way to Pakistan.

🇪🇸 Así era ir a la cancha en España hace unos años:

How I felt after putting my phone on “do not disturb” when the only notification I received was from the weather app

Justa time traveller getting some head