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@CryptoTabnet Now y'all are trying to bribe people into saying lies??? 😂😅😅. Nothing nice can be said about your company. Y'all are the many reasons why most will never touch crypto.

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@lookner Who???

"we're told Offset is 'fine'...The circumstances involving the shooting are unclear"

@CryptoTabnet Anything positive? Y'all used to be cool 3 years ago before y'all started to steal from everyone and not process payments. That's the nicest I can be.

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@AshCrypto IRGC have already stated they aren't taking any deals. Let the holy wars continue. Religion always destroys. Always forcing prophecy to happen. Your books warned y'all not to do this but yet again here we are 😂.

🚨The next 48 hours are going to be EXTREMELY important for all markets. 1st Scenario: If a deal between the US and Iran is announced: Oil will drop sharply, likely below $100. Yields will fall. US stock index will pump 2%-3%. Asia will rise too. Bitcoin will likely reclaim $72k 2nd Scenario: No deal is announced and Trump plans to send ground troops and blow shit up. Oil will push towards $125+. Stocks, crypto, everything is fucked. Trump’s tone tells me a deal is coming as Iran has also said they want to completely end the war. Let’s hope Iran doesn’t come out says “ the 45 days ceasefire news is fake ”

@WhiteHouse @lookner Forced prophecy goes against God. Congratulations. They don't even believe their own book but force prophecy to happen to prove a bullshit point. That goes for every single religion. I hope God is real. Because hell is gonna have a lot of fun with them 😂

“Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

@helium_mobile Y'all are funny 😂😂😂. Never was unlimited

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@AshCrypto Maybe a prostate exam without a finger in the butt? 😂

Men only want one thing and that is….

@emkenobi You're missing one key detail. He is a us citizen. So the whole argument is lost. The only thing that could really be done is deporting milania. That ain't gonna happen.

Is Trump aware that if he got rid of birth right citizenship 4 of his children would be considered illegal immigrants?? Barron, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric were all born before their mother’s obtained US citizenship. They’re all citizens by birth right. So is he gonna be deporting them? Or will the rules once again not apply to his family but apply to everyone else? 🤔

@Polymarket So damn glad I stopped prediction gambling!

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@AshCrypto I wouldn't say exploited 😂.

🚨URGENT: Drift Protocol on Solana is potentially getting exploited for over $200,000,000. $DRIFT token crashed -34% in the last 15 minutes on the news.

@CryptoTabnet Do not trust a damn word this scam company says. They are nothing but fucking thieves.

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@AshCrypto Hey! Some of us tried telling you for years now. But master google says it. Now you're posting about it 😂😂😂. All coming full circle

🚨 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD Google just released a quantum paper, and it's really a nightmare. Here's what you need to know: - Breaking crypto encryption now only requires 500,000 qubits. That’s 20 times less than what experts previously thought was needed. - An attack could happen in just 9 minutes. Bitcoin’s block confirmation takes longer than that. - The top 1,000 Ethereum wallets could be cracked in 9 days. Crypto projects have roughly 3 years to upgrade their security before quantum computers make current encryption obsolete.

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@CryptoTabnet And yet y'all still won't pay out to most people for over 2 years 😂. Just like most crypto projects y'all screw over the people who helped build you 😂.

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@Parzival_Dude @VegasMike27 @Polymarket Oh no. They would still look stupid

@VegasMike27 @Polymarket Yet trumps son is on the Polymarket board? If you morons actually googled this stuff you wouldn't look so stupid

BREAKING: U.S. officials & Wall Street analysts are now reportedly preparing for the possibility of $200 oil.

@BNODesk @lookner This is a common daily thing in China. Usually it's a car or van. China loves to delete things. Nothing to see here.

A bulldozer ran over people at a market in Beijing, causing an unknown number of casualties, according to witnesses. The incident is being censored on Chinese social media apps. Local officials have not commented on the incident.

@UpRockCom Ads aren't working 😭.

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They may actually be trying to make things right and pay what is owed to the investors 😂. Grain of salt situation. They blew their load on AI slop advertising using our money 😂. Let's see if they are telling the truth for once.

@EjikeNjoku08135 @CryptoTabnet They took 2 accounts from me already because they screwed up the 2FA and then refused to fix their screw ups.

@CryptoTabnet I've been suspended from withdrawing my Bitcoin please help me fix the problem

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