Uzezi Simon

God is a secret keeper. We should thank Him everyday for ensuring that those things we do in the dark have not put us to shame. Some of us criticize it outside but in the dark we do it more than everybody else

@Ogbuiri @DrJoeAbah 😂😂😂

@DrJoeAbah Shebi you dey do baby boy for life 🤣 Them go teach you wetin you no sabi today

What do you mean “A Bible”?

@Lavenderlzyt1 @thatquietboyyy The Grammy doesn’t have that category but we will take it since they’re the most superior. If inferior organizers don’t award Tems even if they have Afrobeats category, it doesn’t matter. They’re inferior anyway.

@Zza_Aless @thatquietboyyy I mean Afrobeats catergory in any award. Grammy was ‘Best African Artists ‘ not Afrobeats

This girl on TikTok was crashing out about how Afrobeats is deteriorating and how we have to rely on old songs because they’re not dropping good music anymore. Blaqbonez replied… y’all won’t believe what this girl said to Blaqbonez 😭

@HalidApoudjak7 @heis_fede There’s paper analysis and there’s mentality. What we are doing here is paper analysis. On paper, Portugal has the best midfield. As far as mentality goes, no one here has the answer. Same Argentina that lost to a KSA, went on to win the WC. Nobody saw that coming on day 1.

@Zza_Aless @heis_fede And again what have they accomplished? I've been hearing about this unplayable Portugal for 5+ years now and they have little to show for it, if not for that last Nations league final four against France and Spain. I hope i'm wrong. All i want is spectacle lol

We all know that France has the best attack, Portugal has the best midfield. But which country has the best defense in the World Cup?

@chootbhokta @heis_fede Best midfield trio - 2 Portuguese, 1 Spanish. That’s all the answer you need

@Zza_Aless @heis_fede Joao Neves???? What are you on about bro. Similar amount of time played between both. Neves-Ruiz-Vitinha is the best midfield trio.

@Vicke1111 @Boy994Boy Do they use the fuel daily?

@Boy994Boy No, some hotels even do pre-order.

Hotels buy fuel daily, Fuel stations don’t buy hotel daily.

@chootbhokta @heis_fede Apart from Olmo and Baena, every single player on that Spain list struggled with fitness, game time and big game excellence this season. Compared to Portugal’s midfield. Bruno, Vitinha and Joao Neves. Three players currently in the form of their lives.

@heis_fede How the fuck people are saying Portugal has the best midfield when you have Spain????

@SbaBettingACE @heis_fede This isn’t 2018 bro

@heis_fede On paper? The Netherlands. Van Dijk, Aké, and De Ligt is the most complete backline in international football.

@HalidApoudjak7 @heis_fede A midfield with Vitinha, Bruno and Joao Neves? You must be joking😂 As for France, Upamecano and Konate are the two most error prone defenders in the world.

@heis_fede Spain midfield clears Portugal, and i'd argue France again has the best defense

@thefader @beatsbysarz @BNXN Always known Sarz to be unnecessarily cocky. Funny how it’s when he’s at the top of his career he chose humility

Sarz (@beatsbysarz) says his joint album with BNXN (@BNXN) wouldn't have worked a few years ago: "When I started making music, I was very hot-headed. I really wanted to impress everybody. I just thought I was the best thing to exist in music. But now I understand that I don’t know it all. I’m always willing to learn from anyone—even someone that just started yesterday. If I met BNXN earlier in my life, chances are we probably wouldn't get through this project because there are certain things I would want that he doesn't, and if it didn't go my way, it’s a problem. But that’s all in the past now." Read more: thefader.com/2026/05/26/sar…

@Tolaharz @QoseemAdepoju @Letter_to_Jack 😂😂😂

@QoseemAdepoju @Letter_to_Jack Nigga still pose for camera

The upside of buying camels 🐪 for Ileya is that you will have zero worries of it running away. Dem fit wake you up by 2am say your camel rope don cut, you go sleep back, wake up by 7am and by 8:15am, you don locate your camel. Where camel wan run go?

@derealmarlarkey @Letter_to_Jack 😂😂😂

@Letter_to_Jack Camel escape plan: * Walk small * Chew something *Stand and reflect

@Lavenderlzyt1 @thatquietboyyy She won Grammy for Love Me Jeje so I’m confused

@thatquietboyyy And do you know the funniest thing about this award, Tems is the only one thats meant to be winnin such category relating to afrobeats but they won’t make her win

@Miss_Oluremi 😂😂😂 She won’t see the VAR you will blow for her this morning😂

The girl living with us is leaving tomorrow. She wants to pack her bag and she told me to come watch her as she does. I guess to see she doesn't pack what doesn't belong to her. I have told her not to worry. She should pack up unsupervised. She'll be surprised tomorrow when she's about to leave and I call her back to open her bag for searching 🤭

@allenakinkunle People know this but refuse to admit cuz it wouldn’t make their success story feel appealing. It’s more appealing when you become a millionaire with just 5,000 and “pure grit”

Geography, timing, luck. They play a far greater role in people's success than most like to admit.

@InvertTheWing 😂😂😂

That’s Napoli’s manager sorted then.

@only1lf @Abberh_suicide 😂😂😂

Promo code "RELEGAT10N" should get that fee down to £50m by the end of today

@Innocent849 This mentality is the same reason why people want the UEFA Champions League to not be in a tournament format. They want to be free to make mistakes and still recover. The playoffs don’t forgive errors and this is what builds mentality. They earned it. Congratulations to them.

Millwall finished 3rd on the log table with 83 points - Southampton finished 4th on the log table with 80 points - Middlesbrough finished 5th on the log table with 80 points - Hull City finished the league with 73 points sitting 6th Now guess who is back in the Premier League? Hull that finished 6th This play off should be scrapped sincerely because I don't see the reason why Millwall didn't qualify since they finished 3rd

@HEISJAGO 2003. He won the Portuguese super cup. You have a smartphone ffs

When did he win the Portuguese Championship?

@GreatDeximal @NetflixNaija Quick one: What’s the name of the prison in this movie?

@NetflixNaija How is this Nigerian? This is not Nigeria prison uniform

Kemi is still not the one to play with! Blood Sisters Season 2, on Netflix 5th June.

@ossylishuz @TweetsByAmaka @eyitayo_akanke Quick one: What’s the name of the prison?

@TweetsByAmaka @eyitayo_akanke People have commended the acting as well as condemned the choice of prison uniforms. All reviews are valid and good. It is what makes the industry improve and do better. Hollywood faces same types of mixed reviews all the time. Let’s own up and get better, simple.

You know why I love this app? It’s because you get to learn things whether you like it or not. Only from this tweet have I learned that the movie “Gang Of Lagos” is in court for a costume they used in the movie. The producers (and Amazon) got hit with a lawsuit from the Isale-Eko Descendants Union over how the movie portrayed the Eyo Masquerade and the Isale-Eko community. The court basically ruled they misrepresented the culture, turning a revered tradition into something tied to gangs and violence. They were ordered to publicly apologize, and there were calls to pull the film. Also, I was reminded of the past times where a movie is released and the producers get sued because they tried to be real with every element of the acting and the public calls for the movie to be taken down. The wonders you see in Nigeria! A movie was made and all everyone is more concerned about is the prison uniform worn on set, not the acting and execution. Just because it didn’t suit your supposed narrative, you all labeled it “unfit and poor researching” instead of calling out your government that loves hiding its failures in poor policies and intimidation. Well, what do I know? But one thing I know is I’m definitely watching this movie. Did you all see the actors’ lineup? Menhhhh 🔥