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formative experience was listening to shitposts like this and being like this is genuinely groundbreaking music i need more. And then finding e+e

@aciddestruction Why is spoke trying to clicker train me out of my ed

"You better not be Kinger shaking ass when I get there" My ass:

Men will see the most attractive woman ever and call her ugly and a bitch

still baffled by the concept of "VSCO girls" to this day. i don't think they were actually a thing and people were parodying something that didnt exist

What 8 year old me GENUINELY thought would happen if I didn’t make it to my room late at night

Maybe it's my autism but I don't see sex as this sacred thing. If a friend wanted to fuck me I'd be down.

As someone who nearly stepped into oncoming traffic at 16 this sort of thing would’ve made me want to kill myself even more. I don’t think people who have never been suicidal realise how lucky they are to have never felt so low that death seems preferable to life

I’m fucking done with you go go neighbor anal location tracker missile

@fuckelonmuskewe IM GIGGLING???

🧵: for anyone attending the tadc movie, here’s a list I’ve laid out of cinema etiquette to follow because we CANNOT repeat the stuff that happened when the minecraft movie came out😭

I love giving my favourite characters my disorders. If I have it so do you. Good luck

in a fandom that uses one character for every single sh fic and its annoying asf

When i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

being a real freak internally but basically celibate externally is kinda fun it's like i'm pervert superman

I’m addicted to porn, cutting, AND I’m gay. 3 strikes — IM OUT.

for those of us watching the tadc last act in theaters, recite this the day before/of: i will shower i will use deodorant and/or perfume i will not sing along to caine’s song at a volume which may disrupt others i will not yell random things for fun to make people laugh

@legobrick211 twin .