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Schlong Michaels

@_Aburneracct

Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Quillette
Quillette@Quillette·
A Michael Jackson biopic that whitewashes decades of child sexual abuse is set to make $1 billion. A sequel is already in development. @AndrewHammel1 on the story it refuses to tell. 🧵
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Famyurrr
Famyurrr@King23305·
@HoodiGarland 2010-2011: Forgettable 2012: lost the finals 2013: ugly ass mohawk 2014: dame game winner 2015: benched in game 6 against the clippers with josh smith comeback 2016: ass 2017: ass 2018: further ass 27 missed rockets three 2019: ass 2020: more ass 2021-2025: assess of the ass
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¹⁰@HoodiGarland·
Does James Harden even have a memorable playoffs moment in his 17 year career?
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TheTruth
TheTruth@TheTruth8240·
Don't EVER compare SGA to Kobe Bryant Kobe wasn't a foul baiting merchant They are NOT the same
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Jason Whitlock
Jason Whitlock@jasonwhitlock·
HOLY COW. Wemby from Caitlin Land.
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Nikita Bier
Nikita Bier@nikitabier·
I posted 10 AI videos yesterday, reposted someone else’s TikTok, and schedule-posted 4 jokes that went viral in 2016. Why am I not famous yet? App is broken.
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Hip Hop All Day
Hip Hop All Day@HipHopAllDay·
DaBaby's 'POP DAT THANG' is the now the HIGHEST-CHARTING rap song on the Billboard Hot 100 🔥🏆 He has the #1 rap song for the first time since 2020.
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🃏
🃏@agiantjoke·
Nobody else moves like this
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Schlong Michaels
Schlong Michaels@_Aburneracct·
@ChrisBakerNBA Draymond isn’t even a top 5 defender of his generation you bozo they let that man play football cause he was on the dynasty warriors. He’s no where near even AD. And im a warriors fan too
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Chris Baker
Chris Baker@ChrisBakerNBA·
Rudy Gobert is definitely a top-50 all time NBA player by the way. Pretty likely he is the best defender of the 21st century. Either him or Draymond. Pretty easy to make the case he is the most disrespected player of all time. Unbelievably elite impact.
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Shams Charania
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania·
Ja Morant remained with the Memphis Grizzlies past today's NBA trade deadline. Multiple teams were intrigued by Morant's talent but none were willing to make a serious offer, sources said.
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Chief
Chief@chiefflips·
@Akademiks you can’t be a real person
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DJ Akademiks
DJ Akademiks@Akademiks·
No more streets we all on the sidewalks now. Boy I been waiting for this day all my life .. 🤞 🙏
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Schlong Michaels
Schlong Michaels@_Aburneracct·
@Gtafreak25 @l12Gagel @temuvictlm It’s literally a friend simulator for losers. Tv actually has talent involved and good stories, etc. “It’s just like tv” 😭zoomers are complete retards
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N.E.M.R
N.E.M.R@Gtafreak25·
@l12Gagel @temuvictlm This is the dumbest take ever. Streaming is just like tv only diffrent is it’s live ?? You sound like a jealous hater fr
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Kel
Kel@Kel_Eclectic·
@big_business_ This one did her no favors either
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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
This is what sealed it
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral

BREAKING: ESPN is demoting Doris Burke, per @AndrewMarchand “ABC/ESPN has demoted Hall of Famer Doris Burke from its NBA Finals team and promoted longtime network commentator, Tim Leger, to its No. 1 team, sources briefed on the decision told The Athletic. Legler will pair with longtime lead play-by-player Mike Breen and Richard Jefferson on The Finals. (Via nytimes.com/athletic/65816… )

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J. Mulholland
J. Mulholland@MulhollandL0ver·
The comments are proof of how defeated modern white American men are. As a black man who’s dated white women since I was 18, never ONCE has a white man said anything to me in public. Most of them are too scared to make eye contact. White men have been reduced to online trolling
Alycia@plantbasedb

I’m beyond excited to be a mom.

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imyourhighness 👑
imyourhighness 👑@badasst__·
@TyBlizzyBlade Niggas always worried bout other mfs when they in the hot seat wtf do that gotta do w yo bitch ass daughter ? 🤔🤔
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TyBlade
TyBlade@TyBlizzyBlade·
Y’all don’t even go this hard when people rape kids and kill kids🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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Akademiks TV
Akademiks TV@AkademiksTV·
Notorious black queen Azealia Banks speaks on the alleged alopecia surviving non binary white supremacist Anthony Fantano
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Gilbert Arenas
Gilbert Arenas@NoChillGilZero·
Im Back on the Streets 🗣️This aint got shyt to do with me ' just rented the house' Wasnt apart
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