Ragin' Ralph

@neolatyno @Sacr_Imperium Good jokes are rooted in truth.

@Sacr_Imperium Maybe to get some likes on Twitter, but explaining jokes in real life is lame, as jokes are not meant to be documentaries

Reminds me to that joke about USA seeing pens not working in space so they spend a billion to create a pen that works in space. Soviets brought a pencil. Assyrians raised and killed sheep, worked the skin, sew the leather, added an inflater; and Greeks were like: uhm wood floats

@TheCleanCarClub We can't do this because you people flood the nation with savage third world barbarians and then make it illegal to punish them for committing crime.

Why take 70 cars when one bus will do the job? 🤷‍♂️

@kitekirax @paintcaramel @Pirat_Nation That's because there was a third world invasion and half the students in schools are brown third worlders.

@paintcaramel @Pirat_Nation teachers are reporting that children are in middle school and dont know how to read or spell their name. their bosses insist on middle school curriculums and cannot deviate to help gen alpha kids learn something they should know by kindergarten. textbooks are important.

Teacher goes viral after using the game "Assassin's Creed" in class to show what working conditions were like for laborers in 19th-century industries.

@MrAndyNgo Black people see things like this every single day and just close their eyes, look the other way, and go right back to bitching and crying about white people.

A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com

@gatorsszn They are classless as fuck, aren't they?

I genuinely hope Nebraska beats these guys by 40

@MiOwnOpinion33 @cityaestheticss Then move out and go live somewhere else. It's a big country. You didn't actually have to choose to buy a house there, but you did, so they keep building neighborhoods like this.

@cityaestheticss It’s literally a 1 hour walk to my neighbors house

The closest grocery store is a 1 hour walk from here.

@melspepsi @robtanner84 @cityaestheticss the european mind can't comprehend buying enough groceries to last more than a couple days

@robtanner84 @cityaestheticss unnecessary how? you get some exercise/fresh air/sunlight/time away from a screen, you get to look around in the landscape for a bit, you don't have to talk to anyone, and walking costs no money... what better things do you have to do except spend them on your phone aswell?

@cityaestheticss Then don't fuckin live there brother. Nobody is forcing you to. People live there because it's difficult for basketball-Americans to walk or ride their bikes there. Quit crying about where other people want to live and who they want to live around. You sound like a fascist.

@heffejeffe78 @CUCretin You are a smug, autistic redditor, with an IQ of ~105, who always thinks he is the smartest person in the room. Most stereotypical craydumb fan of all time.

@CUCretin NU's BB fanbase (especially on Twitter) is emotionally and intellectually stunted.

It’s kind of heartening that the response to Mac’s retirement from our in-state opponent has been vitriol and derision, but our Big East rivals have largely given him his flowers. This is a special conference, man. United by hate. This is the place to be, and he took us here.

@RahulSharm54442 @MaritimeAshes Yeah, so superior that you had to come live with us instead of your own people. Comments like this are the reason nobody likes you.

@MaritimeAshes Ya it is just that they are to hate us because we are the superior race lol.. Don’t worrying about it Just keep being better then them

A Canadian truck driver reports observing a noticeable increase in anti-Indian hatred on social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok, particularly in comments on Canadian content.

@GOLDENSBURNER @DJ_enjoyer you just lost to 9th place in the big ten

@DJ_enjoyer incorrect

Todd Golden won 30 games and clinched a 1 seed with his starting guards shooting under 30% from three all season. We will be fine.

@TheWillByrum Did you really want to lose to Iowa to end the season in both football and basketball?

And Vanderbilt would have been playing Iowa in the sweet 16 Ouch

@KristinCarrigg We should talk about this, but you don’t want to talk about the mass third world invasion that caused this. No, you’ll turn it into some bizarre diatribe about capitalism and how communism can fix this or some stupid fucking shit.

Should we talk about how disgusting American cities have become? There's trash everywhere. How is this acceptable?

@agnosticlion77 @SchwabsC @elsathora Oh look you turned this into another excuse to bash “men” for something that a tiny fraction of men do. You disgusting sexist.

@SchwabsC @elsathora Oh you used a slur. So cool bro so edgy.

Rest in peace to OnlyFans owner Leonid Radvinsky Whether you agree with it or not, he helped millions of people build lives they could never dream of previously

@elsathora The top 0.1% of OnlyFans whores earn 76% of all the money. Everybody else sold their dignity for a few bucks. This guy made is super easy for them. Young girls signing up as soon as they turn 18, showing their naked bodies to old fat disgusting perverts for a few bucks.

@Otrips12 90% of your posts are about Nebraska. The fuck are you even talking about in this one? Pete Thamel is a reporter, not a Nebraska fan. Have you gone fully mad watching big brother reach the sweet 16?

I've never seen a fanbase so insecure #They are having their greatest season ever, finally won a tournament game and are in the sweet 16, and yet they are still obsessing over every little thing that Creighton does There are levels to this and you will always be little brother

@AmericaPapaBear Thats what happens when you think it’s cool to hang around in the nggr part of town

BREAKING: This is the chaotic scene where 20-year-old Kaydence Carpenter allegedly drove her Tesla into a crowd that was surrounding her car in Lexington, Kentucky early Sunday morning. Reports are that she injured 4 people. She faces 4 counts of second-degree assault, DUI and reckless driving. Many responses think what she did was warranted.

@Shtev212 @stoolpresidente Portjew ran him off because he’s such a massive douchebag that nobody likes

@stoolpresidente Bring Willy C back to Barstool please

I spent half the show complimenting Nebraska and their fan base. Don’t fall for clickbait. I also personally congratulated you and offered to mentor you on how to act being in the sweet 16

@stoolpresidente You wouldn’t be crying about us all the time if there was anything better to do in Ann arbor

@2024dion We actually can blame young basketball Americans who have nothing better to do than stir shit up at the mall all fucking day.

There is literally no reason this doesn’t exist anymore aside from collective personal preferences. You can’t blame inequality or racism or crime or immigration or literally anything else y’all bang on about on here. People just stopped wanting to go to the mall.