Alex Markus 📚

1/ Parafin is excited to announce our Series A and Seed financing of $34M led by @RibbitCapital and @ThriveCapital for our mission to grow small businesses 🧵 wsj.com/articles/forme…

@RGalbraith BK - the Bamborough Killer, obvs

*SPOILER ALERT* Who do you think killed Margot Bamborough? Our final question card will be shared on 31st July. Enjoy the final pages of Troubled Blood! #TroubledBloodReadalong

@BioSteelSports Does this mean all the good flavours are gone? #orange #greenapple

Have you tried all 5 Sports Drink flavors yet? Reply with your favorite flavor using an emoji below ⬇️ 💯 = Mixed Berry 💙 = Blue Raspberry 🍑 = Peach Mango 🧊 = White Freeze 🌈 = Rainbow Twist

8500 people last month read : Only Human - a YA, soft, sci-fi novel about a Human who is forced to “immigrate” into an alien society. alexmarkus.com/only-human-cha… #scifi #books #sciencefiction #sciencefictionbooks #9gag #Germany

@scalzi @tomgauld Flopsy clearly wasn’t raised by East European parents :)

@SoVeryBritish This, without the knock.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who’s there? *Note appears through letterbox* “We tried to deliver your parcel...”

@annmrose Noooo. I’m so sorry :(

And just like that 2020 punches us in the face again. Goodbye to my little fatty—we will miss you ❤️💔😭

@MackenzieLitt13 @MSWLMA Thank you so much! I’ve been floored by the feedback and response :) I hope you are doing well given the times and wish you the best! :)

@_AlexMarkus @MSWLMA That's amazing! Congratulations!!

Tell me a happy writing story!

"I regained consciousness on a steel operating table at some indeterminate time in the future, clenching the parts of me that science had taught me aliens would be most likely to probe in the coming moments." - Only Human #scifi #scifibooks

The last mailman failed us... be warned. #mail #mailinballots #rip

Nothing says “we won’t be home for weeks or months” like a sign in the front yard. #questionable #poorJudgement?

@ErykKrupka I’ll keep you in mind when we do the Polish version! Amazing! Also my wife is Polish :)

@_AlexMarkus soundcloud.com/eryk-krupka/on…