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Me: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
(Thx @mifflangstone)
Miss 10:
Me: Because they’re dead.
Miss 10:
Miss 10: Why can’t I clap?
Me: Why?
Miss 10: Because your joke wasn’t any good.
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Andrew Turner
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Andrew Turner
@_Andrew_Turner
Director of Crossover for Australian Baptist Ministries, local pastor on the side, family man. Lover of stats, board games, sports (Crows, Chiefs, test cricket)
Adelaide SA Katılım Mart 2010
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@BigFootyCROWS It’s not an integrity issue imo - it’s unconscious bias that affects tiny moments when it’s 50/50 whether to call a free or not. Within a single game it rarely shows enough to be certain of. But thanks for doing this because it shows up in the metadata. Fans notice over time.
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On the Crows Forum: 2026 umpiring in games involving 1 Victorian team vs. 1 Non Victorian team ow.ly/CA4t106woq4
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@hasumpstuffedup @AflGlicko Whenever two players wrestled immediately before contesting a mark … free kick Geelong. Happened over and over, part of 24-11 FK count. So annoying. None spectacular but it adds up and Crows fans feel we’re on the wrong side of these week after week.
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@AflGlicko Other than the Lasso FK mistake, I can't really think of any obvious umpire errors?
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Geelong were completely dominant, but sure, always blame the umpires.
Samuel Power 🇦🇺@SamuelPower68
@AflGlicko Probably should’ve won if the umpiring was competent, can’t believe i’m defending the Crows here
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@hasumpstuffedup @BeltwayAussie Please explain a 50m penalty followed by a 37m penalty. I mean, after the first one the player on the mark was standing right on the 50m line. Infringements were just back of the wing logo. How hard to get that right with 4 umps?
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@BeltwayAussie The umpiring was good
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Dogs deserved it. We should have won it.
But geez that umpiring was an absolute disgrace tonight. Whistle apparently only worked one direction. Barracking by Vic commentators even worse
AFL@AFL
"Too let it slip is pretty disappointing." Jordan Dawson shares his thoughts on the Crows' six-point loss to the Dogs. #AFLCrowsDogs
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Crisp, Pickett or Wood?
Head to afl.com.au/goal-of-the-ye… to cast your nomination for the round one @Coles Goal of the Year nomination 🗳️
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In Algeria, Christian worship is considered “illegal.” Repressive laws have closed nearly every church and put many Christians behind bars.
Pastor Youssef now faces prison for his faith.
We are standing with him.
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I've never read the Project Hail Mary book, though they're really going all out for this movie with the promotion. Is it worth reading?
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Here are the options: dark and moody (left) or colorful (right). I'm having a hard time choosing between them, so I wanna know what y'all think.
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I need your input!
Below are the two cover options for my astronomy-themed devotional. If you're inclined to buy something like this, please have a look and vote on which cover you like best. I'm also curious how this breaks down, men vs. women.
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BREAKING: Live look at western university campuses after they learned that over 12,000 unarmed Iranian civilians have been massacred by the Islamic Republic.
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Doesn’t feel like a painting. So smooth to touch, wow.
The Figen@TheFigen_
It’s not a photo. It's a painting by Richard Savoie.
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@ScienceExpand @theepicmap …is the study of wonderful phenomena like this.
The universe is phenomenal and it’s just weird to credit it to physics.
Who posts a picture of a beautiful sunset and captions it “Photography”?
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@ScienceExpand @theepicmap The universe is amazing. Physics one of the studies of it.
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@TrevinWax @AJWTheology Yes we talk about inviting Jesus into our lives - but we are invited into his!
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We often ask: What is God’s purpose for my life?
Better to ask: What purpose does my life have within God’s purpose for all life, wrapped up in his mission for the whole of creation?
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“Dr Johnson said well that Knox had set on a mob without knowing where it would end; and that differing from a man in doctrine was no reason why you should pull his house about his ears.”
Johnson and Boswell, visiting St Andrews, ponder social media pile on’s.
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