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@culturaliteral1 Why people choose to have their eyeballs sandblasted while on vacation is a mystery I'll never understand...

Ejemplo de lo fuerte que es la explosión de un avión 💨

@tododiacaes Meet Shogun:

Me mostre uma foto do seu pet que poderia ser capa de um álbum

@John_Murdoch_ 😅👍💪

At that point clinching isn’t going to help

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@JoJoFromJerz Hmmm, heat-resistant gloves in Mexico cost ~20 Pesos -- about a buck... 🙃

Hold on, hold the fuck on… the Trump administration is spending $500 million taxpayer dollars to paint OUR side of the border wall black? The wall HE said MEXICO was going to pay for? That wall? But we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research?!?

@Brink_Thinker The least considerate goes first... 🙃

Which one?

@MyLordBebo LOL. "Military recruiters"? It's much more like military kidnappers...

🇺🇦 HEROIC WIFE RESCUES HER MAN! That guy survived because his wife fought off 4 military recruiter! He owes her big time.

Just a couple of bros hanging out

Israel just bombed the UNRWA clinic in Gaza City. They’re destroying what’s left of Gaza’s health system and there’s zero media coverage.

@realstewpeters Philippines? Is that a typo?

The odds of all the countries listed below having a jewish (or jewish-adjacent) head of state = 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Yet here we are. El Sal 🇸🇻 Arg 🇦🇷 Mex 🇲🇽 Ven 🇻🇪 Pan 🇵🇦 Eng 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ukr 🇺🇦 Rus 🇷🇺 Port 🇵🇹 Po 🇵🇱 Transnistria Belg 🇧🇪 Lat 🇱🇻 Phil 🇵🇭

@elonmusk @elonmusk, what is your partial, current understanding of why it is as it is and why it exists at all?

Same

@DearS_o_n Yep, I understand it: Mosquitoes are the national bird there... 🙃

Only a few men can understand this.

@KremlinTrolls Totally disagree. They'll fix the appearance with plastic flowers... 🙃

The Rose Garden looks sterile and dead after Trump destroyed it.

@ThrillaRilla369 LOL, based on the number of replies, it looks like you've started a fan club. 😅

@planesanity I still don't understand the attraction people find at having their eyeballs sandblasted at 265 feet per second. 🙃

Boeing 747 blowing away tourists at Saint Maarten

@RonFilipkowski Bravo. Brilliantly subtle. 😅👍💪

“We are pleased to report from the new MAGA Patriotic Bureau of Labor Statistics that thanks to Leader Trump employment is up 10 million jobs for the month of August.”

@AmyPoindexter55 @NobodymrRobert 😅

@_AndyTheo_ @NobodymrRobert Boy, do I have good news for you!

Wait for it '

@SeanCro97304280 @BishSongs I concur. 😅 👍 💪

@BishSongs No offense but John did the right thing

Animal House was released 47 years ago today. I wrote and sang the theme song, along with another track in the film called ‘Dream Girl.’ And yes, I’m the guy on the stairs whose guitar gets smashed by John Belushi. I still have the guitar and it’s signed by the entire cast.

Post a Picture you took. Just a pic. No description.