Ben Cartwright

@SANITYTheMC So happy for you! Is there any footage of the gig?

@CollinRugg Colin did you mean to include your clients phone numbers in this post?

NEW: Teenager blasts woman with a pressurized hose at a car wash after the driver rolls her window down and throws a drink at her. Instant karma. The incident happened at an Indiana car wash while 18-year-old Anna Harycki was working. "I picked up the pressure washer and started spraying down their car. The girl rolled down her window and threw lemonade at me, and I was in shock." Harycki said her immediate "reaction" was to just blast the driver with the water. The customer and her boyfriend were then banned from the car wash for life.

@SANITYTheMC Big fan of yours since your collab with @_GraceSavage. Can’t wait

One new project. Two years in the making. Three weeks until it’s yours🌸 “Bruises To Blossoms” out September 29th🌸 I can’t even begin to tell you how much went into this… but thank you for sticking with me 🫶🏾 Pre-save here: ffm.to/bruisestobloss… 🌸

@MartinDaubney Lot of arsonists about lately

Media: The Rhodes fires were caused by climate change! We’re all doomed! It’s literally the end of the world! 🌍🔥 Greek firefighters: It was arson 🤷🏼‍♂️

@JeremyVineOn5 @Kevin_Maguire @thecarolemalone @StormHuntley Pay them a million each. Then make it illegal for them to earn a penny more from bribes, columns, speaking, positions on boards etc etc

Should we double salaries for MPs? They're currently paid £86,000 a year, but Conservative MP Sajid Javid reckons they should get twice that. He says it'll encourage more talented politicians. Is he right? @Kevin_Maguire | @thecarolemalone | @StormHuntley | #StormHuntley

@KayBurley Yeah, probably!

🔉 YOUR THOUGHTS 🔉 Do senior doctors on more than £100,000 deserve a 35% pay rise? 👇

@supertanskiii I find the use of quotation “marks” throughout is the most unsettling thing about this

Unwise but not illegal.

@_GraceSavage I deffo want a slice n flower T

New music means new merch! But first ! What u feelin? 1. 🍊 Slice & flower 🌺 ? 2. 🕺 Dancin Stick Men 🕺 ? 3. 🖊️ Writing ? Short/Long sleeve ? If u can’t 👀, it says… Grace (noun: Smoothness, Elegance of movement) Savage (adjective: fierce, violent, uncontrolled)

@MoneySavingExp Soda stream

What's the LEAST MoneySaving thing you've ever done?

@430aoncrypto @wood567luke @NEracing207 @CarboniteDream1 @OTerrifying @DRIPcommunity Human life 😂

@ShappiKhorsandi @Rubberbandits How to spoil a podcast-hug

Blimey. I was feeling so chilled listening to @Rubberbandits

Imma just leave this here … click at your own risk ⚠️ ffm.to/grassisgreener

@SANITYTheMC Can’t wait

First release of the year 🥹 Ready to share some of the new ones with you. Thank you for your patience 🤙🏾 Pre-save: ffm.to/grassisgreener

@Reverend_Makers Tbf they’re playing outside, with their friends, expressing their feelings through music. At least one of them is into video editing. What more could we want for our kids? Role models I reckon

No words lads

@RockFeedNet @flea333 *then back to practise on my trumpet*

@flea333 *can’t stop I gotta take a big shit* 🎶 🎵

More rock star glamour: walked to Target to get nail clippers and nose hair trimmer. Employees were right on me asking for selfies and telling me they love me. Two minutes later I get hit with a major urge to take a shit. They tell me bathroom is downstairs, I go there but ten people in line, I’m about to soil my trousers. I go to employees and plead, please can I use employees bathroom they say no employees only. I run across the street to some cafe and ask to use bathroom (on the way there a guy waiting outside tells me I’m an asshole for not stopping to take a selfie with him) the cafe lady threatens to call security on me for politely asking for bathroom. I made it by the skin of my teeth to a restaurant a few blocks away. Back to hotel to practice trumpet.

@Otto_English @IndiaWilloughby @GBNEWS I always thought “anti-bullying” was a meaningless phrase. Turns out some people are pro

Meanwhile... over at @GBNEWS ... there's a super hot 🔥 take from this chap

@EricIdle We seek the grail

Have you seen these men. Have you seen their hair?

@deathtospinach “I don’t want to” BAAAAH 🤣

Long-term sex pest Greg has been telling me about his pastime of looking at vaginas in the gym It only seemed right to tell him about the shape of my own unfortunate vagina but when I described it as a warm pak choi he seemed to go off me Guys - ALL vaginas are beautiful! 🥬

@MarinaPurkiss Such a bad look. Billionaire PM makes life harder for beggars

We need to stop all migrants and stop paying foreign aid so we can help our own people first… Like this:

@_GraceSavage Also, what is it called when you do this? We used to call it a “chocolate orgasm”. You had to eat the whole penguin in one bite after you’d sucked the tea through 🫠

You know that thing where you bite off both ends and suck through your cuppa tea? What is the best chocolate to do it with ?