Benjamin Jacobs

Real dudes right here

@Noah_Jacobs22 @Jerry_Riddler16 I think there's a pretty well known saying that analogizes this

@Jerry_Riddler16 Jerry, Birds could give less of a crap about our sleep. They’re up for the work brother!

Why the hell do birds have to start chirping between 4-5:30AM?!

I can’t stop watching

@CoachRob68 @CoachMckieJr Do dynamic warm-ups count as stretching?

@CoachMckieJr Stretching is a waste of ⏲️

In Kyiv a woman knocked down a Russian drone from a balcony with a jar of cucumbers. How did they expect to occupy this country?

Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era

Kanye West was playing “All Falls Down” for the label and they didnt take him seriously

Allen Iverson pulling up his Philadelphia nightlife spreadsheet to show James Harden

if Russell Westbrook shot Tupac he'd still be alive

Ringo is one of the top 4 dumbest geniuses in the Beatles and I want him to be my best friend

After a bar in KC was unable to seat Jackson Mahomes and his group, Mahomes took to social media to try to cancel the bar. Here is the bar's response 💀

Here's my take: This is absolutely incredible and I don't want to take anything away from these guys BUT When Dathan ran 14:10 it was alone on a fairly hilly MIS course. This is the greatest, deepest HSXC race ever, but Dathan's performance is still the all time greatest

This is Stevie Wonder’s best song. However, if you disagree that this is Stevie Wonder’s best song. Reply with Stevie Wonder’s best song.

Back to the good ole days where OSU is our biggest rival. I love it. We are on that level now.

@ScottFeldpausch @jerodfattal Living evidence of "go green go white Can't Read Can't Write"

@jerodfattal 😂 😂 😂 😂 One game. One sticking game.

Sometimes when I can’t sleep, my internal monologue will say “Just think about the Shire” and then I do and then I fall asleep

@BigBabyRoyal grandmas right now