Isometrics & Afters

"Thatcher was a grocer's daughter done good. This lot are the real deal and they want it ALL back." .....

@jslovechild a sub-club

Here you go, floodlight fans

After 10 weeks of #NHS care and getting #bedcleansed stand by every word of this tweet

I'm selling 1 ticket to #Pulp #Scarborough on #Twickets (face value or less) twckts.com/bJcz Re-Tweets apprreciated.

Just your usual Monday morning at #MRI .... NO BLANKETS.... That's fine though, because it's what they voted for. #ToryScum

The weekend shift move in and the wards all go a little dark here at the #MRI. #Bradford's finest #SusanFassbender & #KayRussell #TwilightCafe youtu.be/HfGHOkPERsY

Absolutely love the lad 🏆🏆🏆🩵

What was the player's swear count on live post-match TV coverage of the #UCLfinal tonight ? Fukkin hilarious.

@darrenmancity Possibly the most unaware comment on this platform today from @MrLFC1892

One couldn’t care less so he’s tweeting about it 😂😂 And the other one…..well the less said the better 🤦🏻‍♂️

#ManchesterCity #UCLfinal

Clearly I'm reverse #berting here ... Or am I ! #Bradfords finest open.spotify.com/track/6b32dmeB…

@SeanDoyle2 Let do them fukkers lad !!!!!

Fuk em allllll !!!!

@batm0nki That's why there's a whole load missing

@_BertAlert I'm the one collecting your stash later on so your mother doesn't find it. Watch your mouth

Oi !!! @batm0nki ... You know .... The nephew who I'm on the verge of removing from my #WandT for NOT ONCE visiting his very poorly Unkle in #MRI, do I book us on one of these ?

@batm0nki Such a lightweight threat

@_BertAlert BOOK IT!!! And I'm visiting as soon as possible, stuff has been getting in the way. Expose me on Twitter one more time and I'm ordering a shipment of Man United merch to your house and I'll tell everyone you've switched

Over a fortnight under the care of some wonderful staff at #MRI. 2 tasks to complete today. 1.#shitthebed 👌..... 2.Batter RM ..... Come on #berts !!!!

@SidneyDyson I have more shit like this

Yes !!!.... I'll take that

Outside the stadium, City will be broadcasting the coronation of a king covered in gold + jewels, while me and my mates will be 100m away collecting food for people who can't afford to feed their families in the 6th richest country in the world. Know where I would rather be.

@Urban_Genie @UKLabour Is that right @GVayro ?

Today, we celebrate the coronation of His Majesty The King.