• Lib •

Goodbye twitter- you will be missed 🕊️

The drug dealer to dog breeder pipeline is so interesting lol

There is nothing quite like the feeling of having an empty email inbox

Stunning! Sphere the World’s Largest LED screen in Las Vegas lights up for the 1st time last night. It’s massive and crystal clear. Seeing it in person was incredible! 🤯👏🌎🎃 🏀 🌙 🇺🇸👁️

Some people speak to you in their free time, and some people free their time to speak to you. Learn the difference

shout out to the women in the hot dog eating contest who ate 2 dogs in 5 minutes… no competitive streak no urgency just taking the stage for a light lunch

Raisin Bran is 🔥🔥

Don’t show up for shit I don’t care about 💯

Get up get stoned. Be thankful you can walk on your own.

Christians always have some un-Christian like stuff to say.

How you jump on ya pregnant lady like this

The infamous $100 pizza from Napoli Pizzeria. They will not deliver it to your house unless you have a 37-inch door.

Our Uber driver is listening to a very republican podcast and I’m about to throw up

i can’t stand a menu with no pictures, tf ima do imagine the plate🙄

Only thing that could make it better is if ALL my girls lived in Vegas with me

I love my life…so much

You can love it and leave it

i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder

Requesting another avatar plz

y'all gotta stop pretending cottage cheese is good #BadEats