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@Dorwest Hi, just started using the drops. The measurements on the pipette are wrong. 1ml on the pipette is actually 2.5ml. Is there a reason?

@NFLUK North East, near Durham

That time of the week where we ask you to shout out your city!

@captaindamo @roundsqhouse Hope yous had a great time

Well, you're only 50 once. Cheers all. x

@neilreynoldsnfl @SkySportsNFL Any idea where jags meet up pub will be this year? Missed you last year as u went dolphins haunt?

We’ll be opening up the mailbag on tonight’s @skysportsnfl review show. Send us your questions and whatever is on your NFL minds.

@NFLUK I thought it was game over when Giants got ball back, how did they end up punting? What about taking knee?

YESSSSSSSSS! #NFLUK

@Gavla_Blacko @JaguarsUK @Broncos @wembleystadium It was widely advertised as the dates stated. Still on sale now tho

@_Bigbadcol_ @JaguarsUK @Broncos @wembleystadium 😐😐 NFL told me July 26th....🥹

🏈 vs @Broncos 🏟️ @wembleystadium 📅 30th October 2022 YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS! 💯 New seats released everyday 🔥 Click below to buy your tickets #DUUUVAL #NFLUK #BroncosCountry

@Gavla_Blacko @JaguarsUK @Broncos @wembleystadium Pre sale was 21 june, general 30th

@JaguarsUK @Broncos @wembleystadium I thought tickets went on sale end of the month?

@Polly_Phluid Me n my Wezza have escaped it so far!

@_Bigbadcol_ Bless ya Col, it's nowhere near as bad as it was last time. Just gutted coz we were playing a covers set for Nish's missus at her 40th Birthday do. Think the lads are still gonna go with a stand in singer - the cheek! ;-)

Well, fuck! Sorry to the Idols n Nish's missus - but they have helicoptered another singer in for the cover set. I am now going to eat chocolate and cry into my pillow til I can leave the house.

@JaguarsUK Jeez, i took time off work

🚨Union Jax Pre Sale🚨 Due to technical difficulties, the pre sale link has yet to be sent out. The link will be sent out later today. Exact timing confirmed soon. We apologise for any inconvenience caused #DUUUVAL

@rachiebishh @JaguarsUK No probs, should b good for tickets tomorrow

@_Bigbadcol_ @JaguarsUK i received the ticket information email so i’m happy ahaha! it seems a few others never received a welcome email. Thank you for your response!

@JaguarsUK what’s happening with union jax ticket link. It’s almost 4pm and I haven’t received anything.

@rachiebishh @JaguarsUK Yes i got something. Just re register

@_Bigbadcol_ @JaguarsUK hi! can i ask if you received a welcome email please? me and my dad never received anything when we both signed up :)

@Polly_Phluid 58k a week?

Andrew is a 'journalist' - Andrew doesn't know train drivers are represented by ASLEF - who aren't striking. Can I have a well paid job at a newspaper please?

@Polly_Phluid On way

if someone could just come round, make me coffee, give a facon buttie and shag me, that'd be just great Alternatively, I am gonna have to wobble to the kitchen and have a wank

@JaguarsUK I registered and it said be the first to hear about tickets. There was no email, found details by re tweets! How do i know i will b able to get tickets on 21st?

🎟️⏰TICKET INFO⏰🎟️ 🍽️ Hospitality (@ClubWembley) on sale 26/05 🏟️ 2019 @wembleystadium STHs renewals 31/05 🇬🇧 Union Jax members on sale 21/06 🏈 GA on sale 30/06 Follow link below for all FAQs and further information! #DUUUVAL #NFLUK

@TravelodgeUK Anyone??

@_Bigbadcol_ Hi Colin, can you please send us a DM with some further information regarding your query? - Lauren

@TravelodgeUK You say that someone is available to chat online but No one is ever available. I need to sort a problem asap please, online formmcan take 7 days. How can i speak to cust services urgently?

@TravelodgeUK Done, thanks

@ChrisCatalyst Say in a week you were going on tour for example, would u b able to play guitar.

The only time I ever did an April fool I think was when I posted on a message board I used to go on that I was off to join The Prodigy… Then about 10 years later I did an audition to play guitar for The Prodigy.