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When you look up rivalry in the dictionary this is what should be shown. The loudest I’ve ever heard it.

Indiana's Curt Cignetti w/shots fired at SEC: "We don't run a hype machine up here in the Midwest. We believe everything is earned, not given. When we fall short, we say we fall short. When we don't win, we don't cry a river. We don't whine & complain. That's why we're the best."

I think this works....#soft

@Joeyrandomguy Crisis actors

Can we be honest about ESPN for one second? They aren’t journalists. They literally have a stake in what they cover.

@LauraRutledge @Brett_McMurphy They find it disingenuous

@LauraRutledge @Brett_McMurphy Lol they don’t

"The competition within [the SEC] is so difficult that 9 games of craziness week in and week out, a little different than other parts, other conferences. … Furthermore, they’re gassed.” @LauraRutledge explains the SEC’s tough path to the CFP on the @PatMcAfeeShow 👀

@lucy_rohden Which of course they all won, keeping with tradition of never losing a hypothetical game

The SEC’s ninth conference game the last 3 years was a hypothetical one I guess

@SpookyDeGenaro @NukeSportsBets

43 days until NFL regular season 💪

@ESPNCFB @LauraRutledge @PatMcAfeeShow Laura compromised now too huh

"Who has the strongest SOS?" "The SEC." "Why?" "Because they play a bunch of SEC teams." "How good are SEC teams?" "Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams." "How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?" "They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

@BussinWTB Why didnt tay just copy what the other guy was doing??

Taylor Lewan may never recover from this…

@SMB_Attorney 99% of Americans can’t F with your day to day Montanan

The full story here is NUTS 🤯 TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes… > 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys
 > He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides 
> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him
 > takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit
 > about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂
 > dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time
 > walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit

@skobuffss @BriceMarich Hunting down a Ryan Clark quote is nasty work 😂

@BriceMarich 😭

#Michigan QB Bryce Underwood has been working on every part of his game from passing to his running ability this off-season. Looking to be a factor in the pass game and run game.

@BriceMarich Noticing the video doesn’t show much in the way of the “pass” portion of the pass game part, of this.

Nebraska volleyball more valuable than b12 football

@JoshPateCFB @CF_Budge Brother you’re advocating that half the teams in the sport be kicked out of the playoff. Be less serious

While this is accurate I will add College Football is at its best when financial value ISN’T being fully maximized

@awfulannouncing Weren’t getting elite insight like this out of Karl Ravech. Cream rises to the top at ESPN, as always

"I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky

@_Blasky Also Fuck the Grizzlies, Go Aggies!

Watching yourself being sucked into the Calgorithm. Welcome, comrades. Follow along. Expect us.

@WestCoastCFB Yes

Cal vs UCLA in Week 1 will be one of the best games of the opening weekend. Two programs on the rise with a lot of optimism for the season.

@mttechsan @STXAmbassador

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Who is gonna be Texas Tech’s Jersey Patch ?

@killdeercat @T0niKuk0c Used to run the fumblerooskie out of this

@T0niKuk0c Sign me up immediately

Imagine going to HS game in the 80s/90s just to watch both teams do this all game…