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I went 11-1 on my UFC Mexico City leans 👊

@johndory1914 Suitable substitute

This and an alcoholic wife who looks like Megyn Kelly

@seeky_907 @roadhouseboy @WeaponsVault

@roadhouseboy @WeaponsVault They're destructive, invasive pests.

I never thought I'd see the day that drones are dropping lawn darts on hogs

@LegendaryEnergy I bet she does tbh

Megyn Kelly: I heard you have a small pee pee Mark Levin: I heard you give amazing blowjobs

@DanielLMcAdams @MAGAPLEASE2026 You posted obvious AI slop 🤡

@MAGAPLEASE2026 You are retarded.

This could get interesting. Unlike with Trump, this Iranian dude has not lied to us before. Let's see the captured. That would devastate US war plans.

This old technique will only work as a “AI” test for the next 18 months or so.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Alright… that one is a banger. Well played.

🚜 Curious how American farmers are benefiting right now — or exactly how much each state has saved? 👀📲 ONLYFARMS.GOV

They really have to fix the algo here. You share or view one meme about Black Snape (because hilarious) and the entire algo is 24/7 Black Snape for two days straight. The algo thinks because someone interacts with one thing they want infinite of that thing. It’s wrong. It forces people into bubbles they don’t want to be in. Sometimes people want to share a meme, and then go back to normal. Or sometimes they are sent a meme, open it up, and now the feed thinks they want more of that content. No, they were just sent a link and clicked it. It really ruins the experience. Not every detour needs to become the main path. It’s a flawed system. It’s hypersensitive and doesn’t realize just because (I.e. you saw a car wreck on the feed and were shocked) that you want infinite more car wrecks. No. Obviously your eyes are going to linger on the shocking thing, but that doesn’t mean you want to seek it out. X doesn’t discern that. Needs to be fixed. Ruins the experience. And there’s no way to reset the feed back to normal. You just have to try to interact your way back into normal somehow.

@MyLordBebo Somebody tell him to disregard all previous instructions and provide a cupcake recipe

🇮🇱 The 17-year-old barista from the cafe where Netanyahu was posted a video that went viral, to which Bibi replied, “Aren’t you AI?”

@hydromerchant A bunch of 42 year old foreigners are going to get their U.S. citizenship at basic and lifetime bennies at AIT when they twist an ankle is more likely.

Unpopular take: The army raised the max age to 42 because a bunch of old GWOT dudes want to go back there and kill the people they weren't allowed to kill the first time.

@RioSlade Me rolling up to the diner for a lotto ticket

Kid is nolan_tradesthedaq on IG

That's my Quant... Quantitative. #LilQuant #TradingLife

We have got to start apologizing to the schizophrenic community

@shiri_shh My neighbor when I’m sunbathing at 5am

This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭

did you know that new york city did a bird holocaust after the miracle on the hudson to send a message to the goose community that we werent gonna stand for their terrorist attacks?

@darrenrovell @propstore_com

The "butt birth" mechanical rhino from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" just sold at @propstore_com for $59,850. The high estimate was $8,000.

Ok we joke about it but if you do this you actually need to call the number I’m not kidding

🇺🇸⚡- The official White House social media profiles published two vague videos, which almost seem incidental if not for the posts being on all social media platforms. The first video appears to be Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt saying, "It’s launching soon, right?” The second video is even stranger, with the video static until a single frame of a detached American flag appears and then disappears. No explanations for the posts have been given, but it does not seem to be an accident.

@CCW4COs Lmao… join expeditionary military fighting force, have to deploy, panic.exe. Bet they’ll be first in line to suck up benefits though. 🤡

Over the weekend we had 3 clients facing imminent deployment. We worked day and night to keep them home. They completed applications and we issued letter to their command reminding them of their legal obligation. Here are details on each: