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A WSJ analysis found 67% of Polymarket profits goes to just 0.1% of accounts, while most traders are in the red. Most Kalshi users also lose money. on.wsj.com/4td9UPy

There is no longer any difference between the price of booze and the price of petrol

Bombshell: Leaked audio recordings prove Argentina's libertarian President Javier Milei is conspiring with the drug lord Juan Orlando Hernández -- the drug-trafficking former dictator of Honduras, whom Trump freed from prison. In a recording between Milei and the drug lord, Hernández proposed creating a right-wing fake news operation, with the support of the US government, in order to spread propaganda online to "eliminate the left" in Latin America, targeting Mexico, Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, and the left-wing opposition in Honduras. The self-declared "anarcho-capitalist" Milei offered to contribute $350,000 USD of Argentine government money to help fund this disinformation operation, while millions of Argentines are suffering in poverty, and they have to eat donkey meat, because they can't afford local beef. Link: jornada.com.mx/noticia/2026/0…

There is a lot going on today.

Perception is everything spaaneng guys.. if wa bo shaya ka di sundays, atleast stop early nyana and start detoxing. If you’ve gone overboard, rather ska kena. Red eyes le selatsa is not it. Very unprofessional. They won’t tell you but they see and take note.

Some @1life_insurance agents in Bizana have been signing up elderly recipients of @OfficialSASSA grants for a generational cover that costs just over R200, deducting from the grant before it gets to the bank. No informed consent, because many of them are too old & can’t read.

Nothing like a 6 hour drive alone to clear the mind

I’m not sure who told younger millenials and Gen Z that in corporate or a place of employment you can talk however you want to people? There’s a tact that young people lack and I’m not sure what we are gonna do about it.

I met a well-known real estate developer this weekend and he told me that he is worth over $100 million, I asked him how liquid he is. He told me he is two months behind on his kids tuition.

Devilish dealings: SIU report exposes sins of foreign pastors #Echobox=1777807207" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026-0…

#CountryDuty Breaking News: Premier Lesufi confirms that some South Africans and Foreigners are involved in the #MazwiKubheka kidnapping He also mentions that Mazwi was kidnapped when heading to the bank and they took his devices Mazwi knows the kidnapper’s name and has given them to the Police. Further, this matter involves some hijacked buildings syndicates

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UPDATE: STATEMENT: The Kubheka family would like to confirm that #Mazwi Mpumelelo Kubheka, who was reported missing on 2 April 2026, has been found alive. On 2 May 2026, Mazwi was released by his captors in a veld in Ekurhuleni. He managed to make his way to a nearby road, where he was assisted by a taxi driver who transported him towards Vosloorus. He was dropped off near a roadblock, where he approached the officers on duty and told them his name. They immediately recognised him due to the widespread awareness of his case and assisted him. The officers then directed him to the Vosloorus Police Station. As they were attempting to locate the taxi that had transported him, they asked him to proceed into the station on his own, which he did. It was there that he sought help, identified himself again, and the family was contacted. We are overwhelmed with gratitude to have him back home. While he is safe, Mazwi is currently in a fragile condition and is receiving medical care and emotional support as he recovers from this traumatic experience. We kindly ask for privacy during this time as he focuses on healing. Mazwi is not ready to speak publicly at this stage but will address the public when he is able to. The Kubheka family will, however, engage with the public and media, as they have stood with us and supported us throughout this difficult ordeal. We would like to sincerely thank the community, friends, and everyone who offered support, prayers, and assistance. Your kindness has meant more than words can express. @eNCA @Abramjee

Lmao if this aint me. I find new music a lot but I cannot listen to most of it and keep playing the same 10 songs 😭

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I had to pay R7 500 for my car’s battery 🤣🤣

We are told that #Mazwi was dropped off in the middle of nowhere. He then asked for help and managed to get to the police station. He is currently receiving medical attention. He isn’t in the best condition. Seriously traumatised. @eNCA #Mazwi

The ending to this story might actually be disappointing

Mans tweeted my thoughts