Steve Bartman 2.0

@MLB That giant greenscreen is atrocious

Kevin Gausman strikes out the side to open his season!

@IAPolls2022 AI generated graphic

🇺🇸 National Poll by Quantus Insights Pres. Trump Approve: 42% [-2] Disapprove: 57% [+2] —— Generic Ballot 🟦 DEM: 47% [=] 🟥 GOP: 41%[-1] — • Dem: Dem 93-2 • GOP: GOP 88-4 • Indie: Dem 45-30 —— 1,472 LV | 3/25-26 | ±2.8%

@Dfrazzder503 Harden sucks

@RedsIntel @JonHeyman 6.2 WAR last year. More than anyone on the reds lol

@JonHeyman Why? Dude is as mid as they come. As Reds fan I hope they paid him a ton.

Nico Hoerner and Cubs agree to 6-year deal

SOURCES: The Chicago Cubs have extended second baseman Nico Hoerner.

@davidaxelrod Happy Opening Day, David. Go Cubs!

Wind howling at Wrigley as the cold air blows in. Not in Mesa anymore!

@Michael_Cerami Wasn’t really that bad a pitch from Boyd that got tagged

Matthew Boyd gave up a solo shot, but has four Ks through 2.0 innings. The Nats are being very aggressive.

Happy New Year, Cubs fans.

@B_BryanWh @rudnicknoah @troy_senik Dude basically said this

This is an amazing anecdote about Allen G. Thurmond, Grover Cleveland’s aged running mate in the (failed) election of 1888. This is up there with Admiral Stockdale’s “who am I, why am I here?”. Taken from @troy_senik ‘s A MAN OF IRON, bio of Cleveland (a quite good read).

The Cubs are inking a long-term extension for PCA

BREAKING: Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are finalizing a long-term contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Crow-Armstrong, coming off a 30-30 season and a Gold Glove, will get a big payday as the Cubs lock up a franchise-caliber talent.

@WH1TEBI7ON Insanity

NFL all time franchise rankings

@Mauty480 And you guys play him next week

Heide hit that exact 3 last year at the end of the Houston game

@MMAFighting What?

#UFCLondon results: Movsar Evloev def. Lerone Murphy via majority decision (48-46, 48-46, 47-47) mmafighting.com/ufc/477890/ufc…

@MarchMadnessMBB @UConnMBB I’d like to see a touch for Reed here

Tarris Reed tonight vs. Furman: 31 PTS 27 REB 12-15 FG A HISTORIC night for the @UConnMBB big man 💪 #MarchMadness

@MiddleearthMixr It could also be that just about everything about Dune sucks

I’m more inclined to believe that Tolkien hated DUNE less because of the philosophy and more because of how flippantly Frank Herbert used language and names.

@LogicGoblin @yashar Good

@yashar This is just a warning to other people in his admin to not dare leave or this will happen to you too.

BREAKING Joe Kent, who just resigned as Director of the National Counterterrorism center, is under federal investigation for improperly sharing classified information. Semafor reports that the investigation predates his departure. Full Story: bit.ly/4cWcYeh

@NicoHoernerSZN @Alden_Gonzalez @JesseRogersESPN Who is paying him millions of dollars to play baseball every year? The Cubs or team Japan?

@_CubsFanSteve @Alden_Gonzalez @JesseRogersESPN Satire?

Cubs outfielder Seiya Suzuki was thrown out attempting to steal second base and limped off the field with an apparent injury to his right knee. He is not coming back into this game. After a long delay, Shota Morishita replaced him in center field.

@OutOfTheVines I’m being told that the WBC is pointless and dumb

*holds finger to ear* Wait, I’m being told…

Seiya Suzuki injured? No worries, we can just put Owen Caissie in right field.