Cynthia Kay

School House Rock should return to teach Congress how to do their jobs ✍️

Years ago I went ghosthunting in this house. Did I find ghosts? No. But there were five Home Depot buckets being used as toilets and more than a thousand used heroin needles on the floor, so... still scary.

@JessicaKnapik Let alone the bp level that's shoots scary high and you spend half the visit trying to convince them it's because of anxiety.

How come when a doctor puts a stethoscope on your chest and says now just breathe normal you breathe like it’s your first fkng day on earth

It's always "a time like this".

Who else genuinely loves spending the whole day at home alone. No plans, no people, just peace and quiet. 😌

Nice try unknown number, I don’t even answer calls from people I know

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Wishing you a magical full moon night ✨ 🎨 Lucy Grossmith

Wild animals are not fashion products.

What in the Hallmark movie is this Dollar Tree Wolverine character? #Landman

@JohnELTenney I've had the problem of the thermostat not communicating with the furnace and had the thermostat replaced but also its batteries could factor in as well. Hello 2026!

Well, why not begin 2026 with a broken furnace? Happy New Year!

Today's glorious moon - this morning & now💙🌔💙 This is a child's moon: a Victorian name for a moon that is visible before a child's bedtime 🤍🌔🤍 (hat-tip to @a_bindoff )

“What are your hobbies?” Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my house and staying home.

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