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@gavintino Ok man calm down

3/10. (thank you🥹)

Shaving your balls before going out gives a 100% guarantee you will not get laid

@jifferey 3pm in the morning

Wife messaging in the morning

@TheBoarKing1 @Ethan626794543 Its boring, anticlimactic and cowardly

@Ethan626794543 why are some people so aggressively opposed to capturing? It's the same reward pool, and for most gen 5 players, World incentivized them to capture, telling them, verbatim, that capturing gives you more stuff. even in old gen you're not losing out on loot.

Someone joined my first at arkveld hunt on pc and captured it

@Lagiahunter nah.

MH difficulty

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

various cat watercolors

@GlobeEyeNews Huhrensohn

German Chancellor Merz abolishes sick leave by telephone, and now employees are required to submit a medical certificate from the first day of illness.

PSN needs to be hacked again because it seems like Sony forgot their lesson

@rassicas @uncannymoldofme But ki is spelled キ...

@uncannymoldofme its spelled ki but pronounced kai

in the past day ive had japanese people tell me that my whole family should kill themselves and that i will go to jail for 10 years. for sharing scans of a coloring book that people outside of japan cant even buy. this shit is so funny i cant actually take it seriously

Standing on this with a girl i like to fuse into one couple 😎

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual

@pixyrot Do you want to be hated?

“everybody fucking hates me” was ingrained in me at 8 years old so now to this day no matter how close someone is to me i will always wonder if they actually like being my friend

they should lower the retirement age to 23

Console players trash talking in chat after the game

We should be legally allowed to shoot people who bring their dogs into a restaurant, especially if they bark.

Thank you all for your unbelievable amount of support throughout this journey. Take care of yourselves, ~ Alex

@Goji_Saurus @Pyroraptor717 @drifter_danny @DinoGuy515 Okay fair enough, but do you really think that raptor is really just curious instead of aggressive lmao

@_DeYjo_ @Pyroraptor717 @drifter_danny @DinoGuy515 You're assuming the raptor here is aggressive and not being dangerously curious. Throwing shit is one way to deter black bears and mountain lions

A PROPER REALISTIC DINOSAUR HORROR GAME???????

@pacbabysmilk @Pyroraptor717 @drifter_danny @DinoGuy515 Yeah i know thats why i said smaller in height specifically, since that other guy didn't care that those raptors are also bigger than a human if taking the length into account

@_DeYjo_ @Pyroraptor717 @drifter_danny @DinoGuy515 Tigers can be 10ft long btw