DBA

@ifedayo_johnson Ko ju be lo my brother. 🤣

What if things go south? Plan B: Emulate JAMB and Tweet “Man proposes, God disposes” 😂🤣

@JaizBankNG Trying to reach you via the DMs. Can you please send me a message. Thank you

What’s the best Afrobeat song to introduce to your oyinbo colleague who’s never listened to the genre before?

I need to know too 😂

Looking at the world through a microscope 🧵 1. Terrifying photo of an ant's face

Sold

@myaccessbank I made an airtime recharge of 3500 last night using the USSD code. I was debited and yet to get value. Can I be refunded already?

@UjuAmaeshi Workbox, VI

Please let’s do this together, help us

Honda Accord 2003 model, Gear and A/C excellent, nothing to fix. Buy and drive. Location @ Surulere Price @ 1.8m Call: 09098894026

Starting 2024 by his grace, i must buy all my friends a birthday gift.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@TheGirlishlava @chippercashapp Chipper, refund our money now 😳

@the_ancor @NigeriaStories I thought I was the only one 🤦🏾‍♀️

Story of Why Every House in Ibadan Had to Switch off Outdoor Lights in 1941 A must read thread Retweet to educate someone

Backing a baby is more comfortable than using a carrier. You can't convince me otherwise.

Shoutout to the marketing guys at MTN and Airtel for signing off on and executing this. Love it when competing brands acknowledge themselves - whether by commendation or by witty beef. The sky is big enough 👏🏾👏🏾

Nollywood needs to let these forced action movies go. Now they have decent cinematography and sound design focus should be on stellar drama, romance, and comedic screenplays.

They will be asking women that grew 5 human beings there, not the men in Abuja that only grew stolen public funds and moin moin

Smart move Mmeli #BBTitans.

Is everything okay with @myaccessbank I have been debited but recipient is yet to be credited

@mtnng I used my bank USSD to purchase data and plan is yet to be updated. What's happening?