hippie longstocking

The kinda shit my friend texts me at 12:48am

Shoutout to whoever edited the Mets/Giants recap for mlb.com and decided to include this

All that talk about run prevention and this is our outfield defensive configuration after one day-to-day injury

@littledeejah @MLB God it's so cool how every time you look at replies to tweets on this site now it's just chatgpt bots that paid to be at the top

@MLB Miguel Rojas just put on a defensive clinic. Smooth hands, perfect footwork, and elite awareness all in one sequence. This is the kind of play that looks routine but takes insane skill. Pitcher owes him big time, momentum locked in after that stop.

Please be seated for this play by Miguel Rojas 🤩

Homophobic

Everyone who earned one get in line for your badge

@kirawontmiss You couldn't even be bothered to redraw the circle??? 😭 x.com/antosh_1/statu…

look how thin the atmosphere is…. we might be cooked

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Why is EVERY customer service phone line so deeply irritating? Why do i need to sit through 20 minutes of prerecorded messages? JUST LET ME TALK TO SOMEONE

@StatpadGame Most of these were the only guys I could think of and then ended up being good answers. This feels undeserved

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@nicdunz @ipodmacbook I wouldn't trust any AI bro's opinion on comedy in a million years youtube.com/shorts/LKyUbzN…

@ipodmacbook give it up bro, youre not cut out for comedy

wife letting me make 1 bumper sticker for the car cant decide

@durstimpression @IndyBallNation Such a pathetic man to be simping for

@IndyBallNation can't help but laugh at the Bauer shooters in these replies. there can't be another modern baseball player with a higher mediocrity-to-fanbase ratio

I’ll be honest, in Lexington we had a serious conversation about signing Trevor Bauer. We had connections to him and not much was 100% known about his legal situation, so we decided to give it a look. Then we talked to about 8 former teammates. That was all we needed to know.

@SmallCapVal @IndyBallNation He's not gonna fuck you dude

From the press release

@JDOOLING31 @lamelaza_7 @ollie315 And he's been one of the best players in franchise history those 5 years what are you even talking about man

@lamelaza_7 @ollie315 He’s been here 5 years

Relax everybody… my guy Francisco Lindor gonna be good. Bad days happen — that’s baseball. Could happen to anyone. He’s human just like all of us. Watch how he responds… this gonna be good for him and for the organization 🧡💙

@ollie315 @lamelaza_7 People say this about Lindor EVERY single season and they're wrong every time. When will you learn

@lamelaza_7 We love you jose but idk man...its not promising for him or any of them..theyre sloppy and looking very lazy.

Like every time I go to a CVS, everyone there is angry

CVS has a really interesting business model of locking up all their products and then not staffing their stores, making shopping an immensely frustrating ordeal and making it almost impossible to give them money. How does that work for them? How are any of their stores open?

Just now remembering that I had some sort of dream about the rizzler last night

@StatpadGame You are evil for choosing a Mauer injury season

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Half of Marcus Semien's hits so far have involved ONeil Cruz dropping routine popups, meanwhile Brandon Nimmo is 8 for 22