El F1

I’ve pooped in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in.

if you drink the Jack in the Box matcha I just know you genuinely don’t give a fuck about your life

@_bankai__ @K911uot @mobsteriam @LehmannsTerms_ @kae1enftbl_ They were zonal marking Norman marking, your analysis skills are buns

@K911uot @mobsteriam @LehmannsTerms_ @kae1enftbl_ Did you read what I said about sitting on the midfield? They were man marking our midfielders, I recognised that already. Spreading the ball quicker across the back line allows for more movement and rotation, Raya’s distribution allows for skipping the press and second balls

Completely misunderstood that the 4 man press was to block lanes into our midfield, not press the keeper. They actually left Kepa on the ball for what felt like hours

Key Charlie Kirk mentor dies in freak pickleball accident: 'A dear friend to Charlie' trib.al/b0kO2uO

@Emadex @EBL2017 Two months ago it was “No team has ever had as good quality depth as Arsenal” Now it’s “he started Ben White” 😂😂😂😂

@EBL2017 lol 😂 Arteta starts kepa Then starts Ben white and left Hincapie on a yellow Havertz stayed on too long Trossard, too In a game we didn’t have so much attacking edge from midfield. In a cup final. Nah, he left it too late.

Pep threw a spanner into the works. He changed tactics both in AND out of possession. No doubt Lijnders had a big say in the defensive approach which stifled Arsenal's build-up. Arsenal failed to adapt in both moments. It's a masterclass from Guardiola and his staff. No doubt.

@boredtactico @jasarCFC @Nino12x Warra trophy for phase 11 Artetanyahu

@jasarCFC @Nino12x Then why was this his first win against arsenal since 2023

Josep Pep Guardiola Sala you’re a genius

Didn’t know this was on the table

@DiomedesAauRa @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 This bitch LMFAO

@_ElF1__ @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 Not for free. 🤷

Mamdani’s wife going full racist bigot against Latinos and Blacks wasn’t definitely not on my Bingo Card for this month.

@DiomedesAauRa @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 So can you share

@_ElF1__ @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 You're the one that asked me to share though lmao

@DiomedesAauRa @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 You seem invested tbh I thought you’d be willing to share

@_ElF1__ @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 Learn English and look it up, moron.

@DiomedesAauRa @cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 Yeah now tell us what she said

@cutesylovelyy @MikeNew19512115 Oh is that all it took for you to care?

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

⚠️🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨⚠️ Iran has officially declared JIHAD against the United States and Israel. A formal religious decree has been issued citing Quran 22:39 -- granting divine permission to wage war against "Crusader aggression." What this means: ▪️ This is not political rhetoric. This is a RELIGIOUS WAR DECLARATION. ▪️ Every Shia militia across Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and Yemen now has theological authorization to attack U.S. and Israeli targets ▪️ Hezbollah. Houthis. Iraqi PMF. All activated under one fatwa. ▪️ The document calls on the ENTIRE Islamic world to mobilize This changes everything. A political war can be negotiated. A holy war cannot. We just entered the most dangerous phase of this conflict. If you're not paying attention - start now. Save this. Share this. This is the moment it escalated beyond return.

did some wild things in my life but i never ordered a Fish Fillet from McDonald's

You don’t perform on 6 hours sleep. One of the most important sleep studies ever ran a brutally simple test. People slept 4h, 6h, or 8h per night for 14 days. No all-nighters. Just “normal” short sleep. Cognitive performance was tested every two hours. By day 14: 6 hours = same impairment as being awake for 24 hours. 4 hours = same as 48 hours awake. But here’s the scary part – after day 3–4, people stopped feeling more tired. Reaction times kept slowing, attention lapses kept increasing, working memory kept degrading. But subjective sleepiness flatlined. Your brain keeps getting worse, your ability to notice it breaks. This is why chronic undersleeping feels sustainable – you adapt to feeling tired but you do not adapt to being cognitively impaired. The participants would’ve told you they felt “okay”. Objectively, they were functioning like they’d pulled an all-nighter. If you’re sleeping 6 hours and think you’re fine, you’ve probably lost calibration. Sleep need is biological. Most adults need 7–9 hours. “I only need 6” usually means “I forgot what normal feels like.” Feeling fine is not evidence you’re functioning well. Chronic sleep loss doesn’t just impair your brain – it blinds you to the impairment. — h/t @aakashgupta

@Sosman2030 @amjushere @grok It’s Scars by Novulent

@amjushere Hey @grok , what's the name of the song playing in the background?

Late nights finds but it’s Haaland’s first goal fo city🥹🩵

@_1rayan_ @Fakkaniffos @RyannnUTD @FabrizioRomano Okay Aladdin

@_ElF1__ @Fakkaniffos @RyannnUTD @FabrizioRomano I know this hurts you a lot, but for me it's fun because I get to watch you cry. So cry some more, and I'll get the popcorn so I can watch you cry.

🚨🔵 Darwin Núñez and Pablo Marí are both out of Al Hilal squad list for the Saudi Pro League. Following Benzema’s arrival, Darwin will only be available for the Asian Champions League and not for the domestic league games.

“Splurging on rotisserie chicken”

@_1rayan_ @Fakkaniffos @RyannnUTD @FabrizioRomano It actually speaks poorly about a leagues reputation if you know it exists but can’t name any teams in it Just know your place in the world. Saudi league is way behind in terms of overall quality

@_ElF1__ @Fakkaniffos @RyannnUTD @FabrizioRomano I don't need you to know or mention any player; it's enough that you know there's a Saudi league, and that doesn't matter. I'm not going to point a gun at a donkey's head because that's not in our nature. Just cry like you always do.