Francolicious

Do you remember Princess Diana's heroic defending?

Hyper realistic paintings that look like photos - a thread 🧵 1. Alyssa Monks

@India_G_McLean Kill

WILLLLLY STICKS IT INNNNN!!!!

@nejiism Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re american

Can u imagine coming home STARVING and opening ur fridge to this

Never guess how it ends 😱

@dom_lucre Only the gay closeted men get married

This is a practice in Namibia where a bachelor is seduced by the sisters of his bride. If he gets an erection, the marriage is canceled due to believing he will cheat on his wife.

Could’ve chose better wording 🤣

@FootyAccums Swap zouma out for Anderson

Was getting ready to applaud this effort before noticing that Kurt Zouma is sat at centre back 🙄

@OfficialVizeh Fake an injury then do this

Imagine this… You’re in the Premier League (somehow) and you score a goal to go 1-0 up What goal celebration are you doing?

@ConnorWhiten @FootyAccums Naaa it was during. I was watching it in Spain and had about 7 annoyed arsenal fans waiting to watch it 🤣

Leeds v Cardiff on Sunday was the most watched Championship game since 2017. [EFL]

@mischiefanimals The spirit of your grandmother is in that cat, reincarnated to get her wish for grandchildren

a real hater

@FootyAccums 12

Complete the sentence... Rasmus Hojlund will score _____ goals for Manchester United this season.

@Bornakang But what gender was the kidnapper?🤣

@capeshitsucks @THR I feel like this is a deal for him to give up Cratos

@AGodyaykin The woman who invented Bluetooth

Photo by John Florea of Hedy Lamarr's seduction dance as the native girl "Tondelayo," in the 1942 MGM film White Cargo.

@ACSfessions You do realise that’s this is illegal and you will face criminal charges bc the first question they ask the patient when questioning HIV is sexual partners

@FootyAccums @lequipe Joke, those responsible for the aircraft should pay

BREAKING: Cardiff have been ordered to pay the entire transfer of Emiliano Sala to FC Nantes! FIFA ordered the Welsh club to make the last two payments totalling €11m to Nantes to make up the full €17m [@lequipe]

@FootyAccums What if it’s a strategy not to get anyone in so that they can’t sell any players?👀

With pre-season just five days away, Leeds United currently have no manager, an uncompleted takeover and are yet to sign or sell a single senior player. Time is ticking at Elland Road! 😳