Gordon Clark

@Vhjournal4u @stats_feed It goes away when you grow

@stats_feed Thanks God, I don’t have it

10% of Causasians, 50% of Hispanics, and 90–100% of Asians and Africans are born with a bluish birthmark called a Mongolian spot.

@soigomaa False

Fun fact: A dream lasts only 4 minutes but your brain makes you believe it lasted all night

@RousVEG Uf, si, todos. Pero cereal de caja me acuerdo de ir a casa de compañeros de la escuela y que tengan y yo pensar fuaa tienen la re plata, kjj.

Tuve un flashback a los 90 y me puse a hacer un listadito de "cosas que conocí de grande porque en mi infancia en mi casa eran consideradas privilegio de clase (aunque no fueran caras)", y quedó algo así:

Instagram es increíble porque hay dos perfiles básicamente iguales, dos chicos con discapacidad que cantan mal. Uno es hombre, la otra mujer. Al hombre lo bardean, a la mujer la alaban. Yo? Argentino.

@zorrovulpes @Tochka__26 Lmao lame ass motherfuckers

@Tochka__26 It's normal to the point that you generally get bullied if you haven't done all of these things by 17. I speak from experience. By Junior/Senior year people ask you if you've done these things to see if you're normal or a freak.

Why are American movies always about teenagers having sex, being high and drinking a lot? Is it normal there?

@octaviodelrey @__Fiamy Ni que fuera un bien esencial una hamburguesa de mierda. Si salen eso es porque hay gente que lo paga por puro gusto.

@__Fiamy No podes ser tan idiota, y eso que me parecen caras las hamburguesas de 20k eh. Pero como vas a comprar una producción MASIVA ENORME GIGANTE como lo es carrefour que encima usan desechos y porquerías? Te haces una paja y te acabas en la panza seguro

Precio de mercado, sale eso porque alguien está dispuesto a pagarlo.

@kazanochu @LordMurielo Che pero en el video no es el mas chico, que pasó? XD

@LordMurielo Ahora encuentren a michael

Queda bastante claro por qué el que terminó triunfando fue Michael, no?

@cloud__alter If i want to kill myself and i see motherfuckers like you choosing blue just to sabotage it i would be very pissed.

Everyone presses blue = Everyone survives Everyone presses red = Everyone survives Most people press blue = Everyone survives Most people press red = Red survives, but straight up all the blues get killed Red is beneficial to only you, you don't even save anyone by choosing it

@frankiefey Once i told an American 'you' refering to all americans. And he interpreted it as if i was talking just about him. Yall avoids confusion.

europeans saying “yall” is so funny to me. what the hell are you talking about!

@KuroSekaiAnime You can't be selfish if you're dead

Let me break this down >People will press blue >its inevitable >Pushing red sacrifices these people but saves you >clicking blue saves everyone with risk > 50% is a small requirement > So as many people as possible should press blue to save everyone > clicking red is selfish

@0x_abu Just create a new wallet bro

Crazy… I got hacked yesterday from a link i interacted with 2 years ago. Back in October 2023, I clicked a scam link on Discord to claim a fake GA i won. At the time, I only had like $5 worth of BNB in that wallet, so I didn’t really care when it got drained. I revoked all permissions, disconnected every site, and thought I was safe Since then, I’ve even deposited small amounts $20 etc, nothing happened. Been actively using the ETH side of the wallet too… no issues. So I relaxed. Yesterday, I deposited $400.
Instantly gone. The moment it hit, it was wiped. No interaction. No signing. Just a notification and everything disappeared. Now I’m stuck because I still use that wallet for ETH. Anyone know how to fully disconnect a compromised wallet from whatever is draining it? Or is this wallet just permanently cooked?

@MaqCeleste @BayernAusBoston @MattZeitlin @turdducken sign* sorry, i don't use this language very often.

@_GordonClark @BayernAusBoston @MattZeitlin @turdducken “draft”

is there a canonical explanation for why mexico isn't more successful in international soccer

@BayernAusBoston @MattZeitlin @turdducken Lmao no, no one in europe is looking to draft mexican players. Mexican players simply suck. Now an then a good one comes up, but generally they suck shit. They dont have the level to play in EU.

@MattZeitlin @turdducken Because the domestic league pays Mexican players significantly more than they'd make in europe, with a lot less competition. So the proposition is "stay home, have an easier career and get paid more." Or "have a harder career, get paid less, and live in a foreign country"

@ErickSky Todo muy lindo, hasta que Meta te banea el numero.

Si todavía estás pagando caro por la WhatsApp Business API… estás dejando dinero en la mesa antes de que genere tu APP. Acabo de descubrir la bomba que está explotando en GitHub: [whatsapp-api] Es una REST API completa en Node.js + TypeScript que te deja enviar mensajes por WhatsApp usando tu propio número… GRATIS y sin depender de Meta. Lo que más vuela de este repo: - Envío de texto, imágenes, videos, documentos y más - Sistema de cola inteligente (nada se pierde) - Autenticación con JWT + multi-usuario - Login por QR súper simple - Docker ready + fácil de deployar (hasta en Heroku) - Código limpio, TypeScript y bien documentado Perfecto si haces: - Notificaciones automáticas - Chatbots - CRM - Marketing automation - Sistemas internos Olvídate de Selenium cutre o servicios carísimos. REPOOO👇

@paseclave__ "Por la anécdota voy con la Agusneta" JAJAJ tristísimo. El autoestima por el suelo, pobre pibe.

📲🔥 “Iba a los cumpleaños de 15, había que elegir alguna piba para bailar y a mí no me elegía ninguna” - La Agusneta le contó a Davo cómo era su vida cuando era feo

@NegrinBoka Es un sketch de Capusotto

Literalmente, es el pibe más River que vi en mi vida…

@Marraxeneize @estoesblender

En @estoesblender le preguntaron a Ramiro Marra por qué iba a todos lados con 2 celulares y reaccionó de ésta forma 🤣

@wyltek1 Yeah i know, but i figured it would be very slow. That's why it caught me off guard. Still impressive though!

@_GordonClark You can serve static html though. Not this website.

Whipped up a little proof of concept website to showcase some unique #NervosNetwork powers. $CKB cell model in full effect. Images, Documents stored on chain rendered on site, No server, pure Nervos 🔥

Cuando le pedis a la ia que te encuentre un bug. Kjj