jordy

@2Cool2Blog Drugs love a jaw

Bobby Shmurda LOVES DaBaby’s NEW song ‘Pop Dat Thang’

@jimdayok @UltGridiron @grok lol if this is a real question you probably won’t leave the house for 72 hours min

ESPN casually showing Abella Danger in the crowd like they don’t know 🤣☠️ #gocanes  #gigem  #espn #viral #miami

Just saw @tylerthecreator interview for A24 for Marty supreme. Said this back in March. I knew I was onto something

Idk why - but I feel like if @tylerthecreator redid the score on Napoleon Dynamite it’d be even more of a masterpiece. @hederjon

@_MLFootball Team doctor gave him a healthy bump of ketamine to hold him over until the hospital

TYREEK HILL SNAPPED HIS LEG & IMMEDIATELY STARTED CLAPPING … AND THEN YELLED “YESSSS.” 😳😳😳 This is really odd.

@tallmetommy @paularambles Lmao ChatGPT

21 years. That’s 7,665 days 183,960 hours 11,037,600 minutes Each one a brushstroke on an invisible timeline, bent toward an idea no one else could see. He built one building every 11 minutes — for two decades. While wars started and ended. While children were born, grew up, and had children of their own. While the internet reshaped the world. He sat — and built. This isn’t a hobby. This is a ritual, a neuro-spatial pilgrimage into obsession. A 50x30 ft altar to discipline. Every tower: a prayer. Every window: a synapse. Every block: a loop of his internal monologue, stacked in silence. And then he posted it on TikTok like it was just a Tuesday. Like he didn’t just out-patient God. This is beyond art. This is a lifetime carved for this moment. This man didn’t build a model — he entered a side quest and forgot to come back. 🗽

this guy spent 21 years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings, the full model is 50 feet long and 30 feet wide, and he first announced it on tiktok like this:

@everestoferreri Awee almost! Should’ve been a jockey boy instead of a car boy

You’re not allowed to run me over in your car. You’re 5’5 I’ll fucking whack a mole you.

@everestoferreri @frankiemuniz @FordPerformance He’ll probably end up in the middle

@frankiemuniz @FordPerformance Hope you lose.

Every time I come home from a race, my son goes..."Daddy, did you win!?" And I always say, "No buddy, daddy didn't win this time". Hopefully that changes today in Le Mans. Starting 2nd in my class for race 1 this morning. Let's flip the script! @fordperformance instagram.com/p/DK1MjDnCDEw/…

@hwloiza Dude behind him. Gotta be at least 29 to get this reference

HE KISSED HER??? OMG? 😭

I don’t judge people, but if you walk around with one of those giant MP3 player looking vapes — constantly surrounded by cherry jubilee flavored steam — well then, you’re tacky, and I hate you.

@bentoomey Great tweets tooms

might even get them to join in on a chanty you know the vibe

did pirates ever take a moment to enjoy a sunset? i’d like to think they did

Charmander evolves into charmeleon and @HaleyJoelOsment evolves into @Shanemgillis

@uncle_june Kid sucks

AJ Soprano is now a middle aged man. If you watched The Sopranos when it first aired, then I'm gonna let that one sink in. Happy Birthday to Robert Iler, who turns 40 today.

@timeimmemorial_ 11 aging in dog years or what?

Breaking: Millie Bobby Brown has revealed she has been secretly in love with Furio

@LukaUpdates Who tf says “making a sip”

Here's Luka making a sip of his drink.

@XXL Free plug for @PURELL .. “Soulja boy wash em”

Soulja Boy goes off on Bhad Bhabie for claiming he slept with Travis Barker’s daughter Alabama Barker.

@raheem______ I once saw you make a spinach dip in a sour dough bread bowl

@raheem______ You know how I know you’re gay

today, i begin my introduction into Bon Iver’s music for tranquility and inner peace 🧘🏾‍♂️

@raheem______ Who’s Coldplay

@_HairJordan_ very true but so does Coldplay and they’ll live forever in our hearts