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“Manifest density” my wife mumbles as she steals my pillow and covers, half asleep.

RFK Jr. says some hospitals pushed back when asked to stop serving Coca Cola. “One of the first hospitals that we went to said, ‘We can’t get rid of the Coca Cola.’” “And we were like, ‘There's no nutrients in that. It's just making people sick.’”

British Admiral Richard “Black Dick” Howe attempts to seek surrender from George Washington in Manhattan, sending a letter addressing him as “Mr. Washington, Esquire,” but American troops reject the letter because it does not call him “General.” Washington personally replies: “we are only defending what we deem our indisputable rights.”