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@_HometownGod
I'm more about embracing the "win-win" of risking my life | I do @salesforce stuff
Outside Katılım Mart 2011
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“This is so true, I should go outside. No wait-that was an indoor thought. Almost got me.”
Hesse Philosophy@HermannHessed
“Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
There is a 22% chance that Drake says “Papi” on Iceman
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Pls get this fake deep bs off my screen 😂😂😂
Same thing as “it’s better to try & fail than not trying at all”
Leo Dasilva@SirLeoBDasilva
If you do your best for someone and they betray you, it should fill you with relief. Not a crash out.
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Excuse me. This isn’t a funny thing. Don’t be stupid please
SIR CHUCHO 🎖️@SirChucho
JUST IN: 🇳🇬 Nigeria confirms its first case of hantavirus.
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So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs
ThomasLFC@Konstant4231
Go and Hug transformer
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Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply
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If I'm being honest, half the things I went through are in fact because of me, my lack of discipline, not listening to my gut feelings, and my poor decision-making.
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Go find one Abuja Hausa nepo yarinya wey no go use you play.
Life hack.
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