Ian Sheard

Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵 IG msviciousdesign

Ah damn, I forgot

Contemplating whether to put this up on a big screen during his best man's speech

Look, Kitchen, I just want to make a cup of tea. I don't want to have to tidy you first in order to be able to do that. Please try to meet me in the middle on this.

The Eras tour outfits of @JoanneEBlunt and @IzzydeBono made it on to WaleOnline walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats…

We now cross live to the Conservative manifesto launch at Silverstone:

Tickets for my one-man show GNAW are now available!!! Come and join me for StuFF at the University of Nottingham at 6pm on Monday. Come and see me perform for the first time in years! Reserve your tickets here: newtheatre.org.uk

@trakkabase It is, i think

@_IanSheard Is that the Plough in the bottom half of the picture? #NorthernLights #Auroraborealis

My view of the Northern Lights earlier, lying on my back in the park near my house. I think it was almost directly overhead at this point. #NorthernLights #Nottingham #UK

If you zoom in, you can just about make out the trace of a satellite captured by the longer exposure

@Panks80 I took that photo at 11:39pm in Chilwell

@_IanSheard How long ago? Where in Nottm

Guy who is about to make you an offer:

The government have dropped plans for an energy social tariff. An energy tariff would lift Disabled & vulnerable people out of fuel poverty! Pls sign & share the petition asking for the consultation to begin! We have over 500 signatures, but we need 10,000 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6567…

Learning German is a lot like Quantum Mechanics; it gets a lot more complicated when there's more than one of anything. Deutsch lernen ist der Quantenmechanik sehr ähnlich; Es wird komplizierter, wenn es mehr als eines von etwas gibt

@jayforeman Stereo recording was still new to them at that point; they thought if the title had "She Said" on the left and "She Said" on the right, then it would sound like they'd only called it "She Said" once

Shouldn’t ‘She Said She Said’ be called ‘She Said’?

Bewölkt

It's the last day of Movember. This year, I've dedicated the left half of my moustache to Movember and the right half to CALM the Campaign Against Living Miserably. You can chuck them a fiver too if you want to; the links are below uk.movember.com/donate thecalmzone.net/donate

@JennieGow Could mean Sargeant gets his first F1 point at his home race

Possible trouble for cars 16 & 44 #F1.

Petition: Call an immediate general election petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6419…