_ImIrrelevant

@utdHarryy Can’t believe we’re not even attempting to try an get Tchouameni

It’s going to be Tonali, Baleba and Ederson isn’t it?

@Coasterguy14 @UtdBart No we aren’t we haven’t been ever since SAF left. Carrick is going to fail but I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt for next season and what his transfers look like

@_ImIrrelevant @UtdBart are we good now just because of afew games?

No projects. No processes. No trophyless seasons. Win #21 or fuck off 👍🏼

@Coasterguy14 @UtdBart Were we good back then before SAF was appointed

@_ImIrrelevant @UtdBart So Fergie should've been sacked then?

@heavenredsdevil @UtdBart Saying this to someone who hates the prick as well

@UtdBart how about u just fck off u amorimsexual prick

@Coasterguy14 @UtdBart Yes

@UtdBart So a manager needs to win a league title in his first season for him to be “worthy?”

@xenomorphg1rll PG Tips Monkey pfp ykb

idk i stopped comparing myself to others

@PSGINT_ Ur getting cooked for being a dumbass 😭😭😭

it's genuinely crazy what an Egomaniac he is same dude that ducked the trophy ceremony after they lost the final ronaldo "all about me when we win, all about you when we lose"

@_Amad10_ @ZonColossa @UtdBart You’re the retard for celebrating a pointless record when the main goal of football is to win trophies find some shame

@_ImIrrelevant @ZonColossa @UtdBart Are you retarded?

Pathetic shameless institution. There’s nothing to celebrate if it’s not a league title or European trophy. Get fucked with all these personal “achievements” that mean absolutely nothing.

@UTDRussell @Thankyyi No it doesn’t

@Thankyyi Doesn’t it sound delusional to you 😭

Me: “I don’t expect Ruben Amorim to win the Premier League.” You: “Fair.” Me: “I expect him to secure Champions League football.” You: “Same.” Amorim gets sacked Michael Carrick becomes interim manager Me: “Carrick’s objective is top four since Amorim was only 3 points off it.” You: “If he doesn’t finish top four, it’s Amorim’s fault.” Carrick starts doing well Me: “Carrick is meeting his objective.” You: “If United had sacked Amorim earlier, Carrick would’ve won the league!” Carrick gets the permanent job Me: “So now that he’s starting fresh with no Amorim excuses… should we expect him to win the Premier League?” You: “😡😡 ARE YOU EVEN A UNITED FAN?? WHY DO YOU HATE CARRICK??” Me: “I literally just asked a question” 🤷🏽‍♂️

@11tial @UtdBart Are you stupid what’s there to celebrate. Fans like YOU are a disease to the club

@UtdBart Can’t celebrate anything with fans like you can we mate

Treble completed ✅ Bruno assist record 🏆 UCL qualification 🏆 No b2b league defeats 🏆

@Vitalis__ @osowxvyy Was he wrong on this occasion???

@osowxvyy Who's Roy Keane anyways ? He doesn’t own all United fans' desires and wants. He can go celebrate with Arsenal, nobody cares. He’s just a clown

Proving Roy Keane right everyday

@UnitedHARDpixx @ErlingRoIe “Bruno Assist Record” trophy WE ARE BACK

@ErlingRoIe nobody cares about what keane meant

This is what Roy Keane meant

@idiotsandw1ches @ErlingRoIe Acting like Keane was wrong on this occasion

@ErlingRoIe Justifying that lunatic is another level of low

@ZonColossa @UtdBart Yes.

@UtdBart Online fans like you are ruining football. So clubs can ONLY celebrate a league or a European trophy? 😂😂 stupid stupid little boy

@jg392_ @Rodri You do know Rodri doesn’t have socials

.@rodri where’s your mentality now bitch ass nigga

@Rooney_Utd_94 @UtdBart Name one thing he said wrong you melt

@UtdBart Remove Utd from your name, oh wait you won't because you won't get clout.

United fans celebrating “UCL football” and “Bruno assist record” double.

@Keir_Starmer How about you improve the country you fat bastard

22 long years for the Arsenal. But finally, we’re back where we belong. Champions!

@Emzyl_ A Bournemouth fan has more standards than 90% of the Utd fanbase. Kudos to you man

He's right

@united_sa0509 @FergiesRightRef Did we win anything this season? Sure he got UCL football and saved our season from that joke of a manager but we can’t be celebrating 3rd likes it’s an achievement

Where have you been since January, lad. 15 to 3rd, lad. If that's not called progress idk what the fuck is. What does the previous managers have to do with anything. Let's talk about what's happening in front of our eyes. Have you not seen the progress in the past few months? I mean even Stevie Wonder can see it

Roy Keane is spot on. The level of rimming for an assist record when we finish 3rd while not even in a title race was absolutely crazy. Also,10 of those are from corners. Bruno has been better in the last 3 months compared to his last 3 years. But we are Man Utd. Standards.

@united_sa0509 @FergiesRightRef Where’s the progress lad. Last Prem win was 13 years ago. Last UCL win was 18 years ago, we lost a final to spurs, we lost to Grimsby we got embarrassed 7-0 and that’s apparently progress. Players need to be held accountable to giving us f all but instead were applauding them

Listen, we don't all have to agree with you and your interpretation of what the "standards" are at the football club. We're both not at training. Read slowly, everyone wants United to be winning the biggest prizes, but it's not our God given right. We were shit in the past and we will be shit again. You're a pessimist, I'm an optimist. While we're working our way back to the top I'll still celebrate all the victories, all the great goals and all the individual achievements. I'll also celebrate FA Cup and League Cups, even if we don't win the league. That doesn't mean standards have slipped, that's being happy with what you are given.