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Till I run DNA test, na Oga Joe my children go dey call me, make we no too close.

Lowkey wanna see AI crash the same way NFTs did 😭

4 guys total silence my guy: "we gas make am bro" All man: "omoooooooooo"

i hate that people have to beg government to not let them or their children die. fuck them. i hope none are left standing.

Babies & toddlers are currently in captivity in Oyo state It’s not normal!

They’re not wrong.

James Harden just carry big bear-bear dey fool

WHY DIDN’T THIS MAKE THE NEWS??? PFN Lagos Holds Protest Against Killings, Kidnapping, Insecurity The Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN), Lagos State chapter, on Sunday staged a peaceful protest against the rising wave of killings, kidnappings and general insecurity across the country.

CHILDREN… ASIN BABY KEKERE ARE IN THE BUSH WITH TERRORISTS.

Even better, you’re in the Almighty’s painting

@Phantomralz You don't know ball

Shoot me the day you catch me in a safari suit.

No go take malaria medicine

@celo__G Gun wey get carburetor 😂

@_JOEYJAM Tetanus for don kill you in that 2 years 😂

Them go need 2 years to comot all the boris for your body.

consequences

No worry. One day you go fall for one of the men. Continue

Telling a Manc born & bred “you’re not one of us” all the way from Ikorodu is crazy 😭

Happy birthday gee @JustSegun 😂😂

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

It's raining. And there's a 2,3,4, year old in a bush, kidnapped by vipers, who may not have shelter where they currently are.

I went to secondary school in Barkin Ladi 20 years ago. This is what SS1 - 3 boys were doing, night shifts in the blistering cold. I did it too. My mates in Oyo were sleeping or studying. I’ve watched this shit deteriorate in real time. Barkin Ladi now looks nothing like it did when I graduated 14 years ago. I went to the same junction we used to buy stuff during outings last year & I was shaking. They don’t speak the same language. Crisis after crisis. Slowly, the people who used to till those lands are now doing menial jobs in the south. The names of the villages have changed. The senator representing that region was killed few days after I graduated when he attended a mass funeral of people who were massacred by the Fulanis who now occupy their homes. 14 years ago guys. Trying to raise awareness about this state-backed conquest feels like screaming under water. Few months ago, my aunt in mangu came to ask for money to trade cause she can’t farm anymore. Their farms were attacked 3 years ago. They wouldn’t dare go back. For more than 10 years, we’ve had internally displaced persons from Borno living in our house, after my mother took them in. They only go back to their so-called homes for funerals. 3 brilliant kids; Elizabeth, Margaret and Grace (named after my now late mother for her benevolence). The dad does security work, the mom cleans. Who knows what they could’ve made of themselves back home? I do, they’d have been compost for aliens. It always starts small then it spirals out of control. We’ve seen all kinds of terror. I wish they just came and shot people but that’s not fun enough. Bullets are for runners. They’ll slice pregnant women open to kill their fetuses. They’ll feed women their kid’s fingers. They burn people alive, hack them with machetes. When people try to defend themselves, that’s when soldiers come in. They call it farmer-herder clashes. They say cattle was rustled. Cattle was rustled? That’s why you renamed my village and put 200 people in a mass grave ? I remember @YarKafanchan saying that she wept after the 2015 elections cause she knew her people would die like flies & then what happened in southern kaduna? When people talk, they say where’s the evidence? But what about the bodies? Dying is a morbid thing to be skilled at but boy, we have experience. We’ve seen “strategists” platform them and defend all manner of wrongdoing on the alter of political correctness. Omoh, let me just stop here.