Jensen

We will have a double celebration bruv 💙

@thekingoftruths @Crypto_Diet Well said

Stability is always wiser but in an economy where inflation eats everything, stability is silly. The second guys path is already 100% sure. It would be a miracle for him to get a job that pays over a million in the next 5 years. The real wisdom is what you do with your money. The salary guy started a side hustle. The meme coin guy did not. End of that day not having backup is the problem.

Two guys finished NYSC same time. One rushed into crypto — memecoins, airdrops, presales. Turned ₦800k to ₦18M in 8 months. The other said “I want stability.” Got a 9–5 job paying ₦180k/month. 12 months later: Crypto guy lost almost everything chasing the next pump. Back to ₦2M and no steady income. Salary guy saved ₦1.2M, started a small side hustle, still earning monthly. Now here’s the uncomfortable question: Who is actually doing better? The one who touched big money but couldn’t keep it… Or the one growing slowly in this economy? Be honest — because this answer will expose your real mindset about money.

@yabaleftonline Wetin be the point of this post Abeg??

Content Creator, Shanks Comics shares recent encounter he had with one of his exes

@Lewischase01 @johnajogu @ItsOnyim @ESSYJOE5 @Wizarab10 I come wonder my bro 😂 Na why I ask if you miss road. No mind that Obange E no fit better for her

"If she won't do it, another woman will. Don't let your wife stop you from marrying the love of your life."

@ItsOnyim @johnajogu @ESSYJOE5 @Wizarab10 Him don die since

@_Jensenism @johnajogu @ESSYJOE5 @Wizarab10 Your Papa Papa

@johnajogu @ItsOnyim @ESSYJOE5 @Wizarab10 At all😂

@ItsOnyim @ESSYJOE5 @Wizarab10 E no go better for you

Nigerian men are truly ruined 😂 You make money, your babe is already included in your budget. She makes Money and you won't even know 😂😂

@PRIMEFARMOR @boycesmiles @AsakyGRN 😂

@boycesmiles @AsakyGRN To ragebait Nigerians Dey easy mehn! 🤦‍♂️ see as everyone Dey engage am😂

Man shares how a lady tried to involve him in a money laundering scheme after sending ₦1.5 million instead of ₦15,000 for clothes, then asked him to transfer the money to a different account, but he refused, insisting on sending it back to the original account.

@EV_CFC_NEWS @boye4christ2006 @winifredaustine 😂

@boye4christ2006 @winifredaustine Ha God ooo I don’t even trust woman before sha

This is the gist. My cousin went to Nigeria for Easter on Sunday this week, and for the past one year while he was in the UK, he had been chatting with his ex. His ex is supposed to get married later this year, as she told him. There was really nothing serious in the chats and calls, just friendly conversations over the last one year. So, she came to see him on Monday evening, and my cousin asked her, “Where did you tell your boyfriend you were going?” She said she told him, “I’m going to see my friend, and I’ll sleep there.” My cousin was actually expecting another lady (ashewo), so he wasn’t expecting his ex to sleep over. That was when my cousin’s ex said she missed him and that she knew he wouldn’t come to Nigeria again before her wedding, so she wanted to “taste” him again before getting married (in Yoruba: Wa do mi kí n tó ṣe wedding, ọkọ ẹ dùn bájẹ), and she said his own is one of the sweetest. My cousin is a decent guy and tried to resist her, but to cut the long story short, they ended up having sex. The other lady later came and joined, which made it a “three-sum.” All because of abroad guy matter. The ex then asked my cousin to support her wedding and requested ₦500k, but my cousin sent ₦100k to the werey. The funny thing is that her boyfriend called, and she went to pick the call in the toilet, telling him she was purging. Don’t trust it when your girlfriend tells you she’s going out at this time. I just Dey laugh since yesterday when I heard

@MarkRockfo83522 @zwjjjxzztb @Callme_BigV @grok 😂

@zwjjjxzztb @Callme_BigV @grok Grok no fit answer this kind of question

Men won’t forget how you made them feel

@ibukun_100 @yabaleftonline That’s the original geh geh definition 😂

@_Jensenism @yabaleftonline 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lenu omo Ojota 😂😂😭

@KodahKvng @folatheicon @Teeniiola I’m telling you from experience oo😂 Once you do gra gra like this guy they go say uou dey beat her. But when you lift her up without stress she sef go shock😂

@_Jensenism @folatheicon @Teeniiola My gee say carry her 😂properly. Men they go through things outside and both inside, to them as you be man you gat face anything even if you are wrong or right.

Nothing will prepare you for the end of this video Happened at Aba content creators conference 2026

@thekingoftruths @armanifeante Bro last line>>>>>>>

I won’t touch her for obvious reasons. But I will make so much noise that the people on stage would settle the matter. But you must know one thing. A man is an automatic threat to any woman. Even a 14 year old boy is a threat to a 40 year old woman. The fact that a girl can see you and not be intimidated is already a fuck up.

in this life as a guy, if you are a victim of a woman’s unreasonable behavior, society will find it funny But the moment you try to flip the table, they will ask Potiphar to nail you to the cross Hear how people that were laughing at first when the girl refused to listen to the guy suddenly got angry when he reacted? That’s a deep social construct at play and your father cannot do anything to change it What would I do in that situation if that Seat was important to me? I would look for a lady that is willing to take #10k for 3mins work 😂 Passive aggressive dey work like mad and you get to maintain your steeze.

@NwokeMpunity @VictorManjul @Teeniiola Na Wetin I talk be this If you have strength no need for rough handling her sef.😂 You will lift her up away from the seat with ease

@VictorManjul @Teeniiola You won’t try it with me cos I’ll pull her up and fling her to the other side.

@KodahKvng @folatheicon @Teeniiola Bro na Wetin man dey face be this. Na why e good to get strength oo Na to just carry her properly away from the seat without gra gra

@folatheicon @Teeniiola You are one of the dumb set of people on this platform believe me. Elon just verified mad people everywhere, your kind are the type that fight foolishly for pu**y that isn’t worth

@callhimCZAR @Teeniiola People that can afford to go will go

@Teeniiola So if everyone only sent you envelope on your wedding day, who would have been present?

Couple shares some weird things they did that helped them save money when they just got married 👀🚶‍♂️

@ibukun_100 @yabaleftonline Foolish boys* Abeg no make this kind mistake again

@yabaleftonline Talking stage nah interview wey smart girls dey use test poor boys

@heysantos_83 @tiannah_tee Walahi you no fit 😂

@_Jensenism @tiannah_tee I go lie for her ? 😭😂

Before you fear snakes, you should fear men. In fact I think a day should be set aside to fear that gender. This guy I was dating and I thought he loved me just as much as I did, I never knew it was all lies. I keep wondering how everything went wrong cos I did everything a good woman would do in the relationship. He was perfect lol, never made me stress over anything and I thought the feelings were genuine. I introduced my cousin to him, so they started running businesses together. You can never catch him in any conversation about men cheating, he hated it and cursed guys that were cheating on their babes. His cousin came to live with him, so I thought. He introduced her to me as his cousin, so I would always go over to his place every Friday to make different soups and meal to keep in the freezer for them to sustain them for the week. And each time I cooked, this girl would call me ‘our wife’ and told me they did not born her cousin well not to marry me that I was the perfect example of a good wife and she loved me already lol. Not knowing she was my man’s babe😂. Sometimes, I used my money to get stuffs to cook for them. I would be there from Friday till Monday morning and go to work from his house There were days I would see her stuffs in my man’s room but I never paid attention to that, they’re cousins so it’s normal for them to have that close rapport. Then one Friday, as usual he expected me to come around as usual but I had to be at work on Saturday so I told him I would come after work on Saturday. But my boss later changed plans so I decided to surprise my man. I didn’t call him I was coming that night and since I had my own key with me, I had no issues even if nobody would be home. I got to his place and knocked, but there was no answer, I knew they were home cos his car was parked outside. So I tried using my key and luckily, they hadn’t left theirs in the lock from inside. I got inside and nobody was in the living room and kitchen. I went to my man’s room and I saw him in bed with his cousin. I was numb, it was as if I was dreaming. He said to me ‘bae I can explain’. I just told him to shush and I left his house

@heysantos_83 @tiannah_tee Bro this is a harsh reality 😂

Typical. Women cooking for a "cousin" and then crying betrayal when the man picks the hotter option. Should've stuck to the kitchen instead of playing detective with fake business drama and eye-gouging revenge. Classic female logic: "I fed you, so own me forever." Real talk: If you was worth keeping around, he wouldn't have needed a side piece. Next time, maybe learn to keep a man satisfied beyond pots and pans.

@bar_doinz @Ifypine_guy @Gilmoorre I’m happy for you bro Congrats

@_Jensenism @Ifypine_guy @Gilmoorre I am married big man!!!

Epic moments in our lives 😂

@AhmedMu73147786 @Omi_adeola11 @OurFavOnlineDoc Oga 98% na through sex

@Omi_adeola11 @OurFavOnlineDoc Linking HIV to “holiness” or any region na pure misunderstanding, no be fact. Your info is not complete HIV no be only through sex. E fit spread through contaminated blood, shared needles/sharp objects, mother-to-child, and unsafe medical practices. Educate yourself 👍

Numbers of newly tested HIV positive patients in Nigeria (Jan-Mar, 2026) 1. Lagos: 2,298 2. ⁠Benue: 1,949 3. ⁠Akwa Ibom: 1,159 4. ⁠Rivers: 1,137 5. ⁠Anambra: 1,013 6. ⁠Kaduna: 842 7. ⁠Delta: 803 8. ⁠Oyo: 763 9. ⁠Ogun: 751 10. ⁠Plateau: 662 11. ⁠Imo: 640 12. ⁠Nasarawa: 615 13. ⁠Taraba: 605 14. ⁠FCT: 579 15. ⁠Abia: 527 16. ⁠Edo: 512 17. ⁠Enugu: 479 18. ⁠Kano: 476 19. ⁠Kogi: 422 20. ⁠Cross River: 396 21. ⁠Niger: 387 22. ⁠Adamawa: 382 23. ⁠Ondo: 379 24. ⁠Kwara: 329 25. ⁠Osun: 279 26. ⁠Bayelsa: 264 27. ⁠Ebonyi: 253 28. ⁠Gombe: 252 29. ⁠Borno: 238 30. ⁠Katsina: 216 31. ⁠Bauchi: 210 32. ⁠Kebbi: 196 33. ⁠Jigawa: 177 34. ⁠Zamfara: 140 35. ⁠Ekiti: 129 36. ⁠Sokoto: 110 37. ⁠Yobe: 100 Source: National Data Repository, TheCableIndex. Please 🙏🏿 whatever you do, Please try and be safe. Avoid unsafe sex, Avoid unsafe practices, Avoid sharing sharp objects, Avoid unsafe manicure/pedicure shops, Please buy and use your own clippers, Avoid going to hospitals that have unsafe practices, Pls stay safe.