KennyT ☁︎

When you forget how to sleep

my politics are whatever this is

SCARY incident on Lap 1 of qualifying involving @ColtonHerta! 🫣

The European mind can’t comprehend this

The future is gonna be fantastic

Yup

Don't let her beauty fool you. She is Too Tough To Tame.

@TheBrandowsky I’ve NEVER read something so powerful in my 21 years of life.

We lost America right around the time people stopped smoking Marlboro Reds and started vaping Strawberry Cheesecake.

@ShockTop that's because you are very lame and obviously invisible.

im at the bar right now and people literally dont know theyre in the presence of the wedge head

it's amazing. i can be in a terrible mood, ready to quit life, then i go fishing. won't catch anything. snag my line 30 times. have multiple bug bites. But ill still walk away in a better mood... wild.

@ShockTop On a dead friends grave remembering all the great times shared together. In the back of a pick up cursing down a backroad. In your truck that just ran out of gas on your way to a party.

whats the most underrated place to drink a beer?

value is relative

stay focused on the problem, not the distractions!

@maddsee yeah bro i know

Happy love bug Thursday

@Oliviagent101 @elonmusk he's definitely going to reply

but @IAmHernyP and @Oliviagent101 also will never go!

Friends come and go, but you won't. you are my best friend and the most amazing girlfriend ever. 🥰 @rajala_cora

@DiegelPaulina life jackets saves lives !

@_KDNT_ The funniest man I know 😂😂

I get asked how i'm so laidback and easy to get along with like its some impossible task. the answer is when I was 5 I fell out of a whitewater raft miraculously I made my way to the shore(massive rapids)I was lost for 4 hours. true story but thats not why. its just cause.

Why the hell cant you leave a voicemail on facetime?! I would call it facemail