River

Hey self: unclench your jaw.

🤔 @whoisalexjacob

Every so often I come back here to browse my likes. I like my likes.

@DanielDelCarp13 @James_Holzhauer I hate to tell you this buddy

tough choice for Sony fire Ken Jennings OR alienate a rando who doesn’t watch Jeopardy, causing him to continue not watching

@AmodioMatt what gives?

@jessmstephens Someone who sews clothes really fast, I think.

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s a Taylor Swift?

@dannyteich3 Well, it’s not like I’ve seen you in the bathtub in the last 28 years 🤷

@_Kestin_ “used to”?

Can’t believe @dannyteich3 is turning 30. I remember when he used to cry in the bathtub.

Happy @julysixteenth! (You should join us in azure heavens.)

@_thejeopardyfan @ksausville How do people not know about the famous Sausvilles??

"There is something really surreal and honestly kind of sinister in watching part of yourself be erased in real time." Part of a married #Jeopardy champion couple speaks out: thejeopardyfan.com/2025/07/jason-…

I knew I didn’t have the world’s longest #Sporcle streak, but I’d never personally heard of someone with a longer one. Rhyne on #Jeopardy on Monday outdoes me by about 250 days. Fun stuff!

@James_Holzhauer James

@PeterFrostDavid Found this book in the library. What’s your demon scientist trying to trick people into, huh?

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

I just realized I don’t remember seeing the balloons thing for my birthday yesterday. Not sure whether they stopped doing it or I just forgot to check (I know I checked my timeline but maybe not my profile).

Juveria Zaheer is an icon. She badassed her way from 0-day winner to fucking Masters. Victoria may be the Queen, but can we have two? Also excited to see @bradrutter return. I hope he does well enough to shut people up about last time. He was one of the GOATs for a reason, guys.

A couple of thoughts, cross-posted because not all my #Jeopardy peeps have migrated:

@ebinamasa_taka Reasons I don’t fully leave twitter

Beautiful that's me ...and my two ugly siblings whatever

Playful

Am cold. Also angry. Angry does not make me less cold. And cold does not make me less anger.