Danny Teich

Thyme was first cultivated about 4000 years ago, around when the earliest renditions of Beauty and the Beast originated It truly is a tale as old as thyme

@_Kestin_ “used to”?

Can’t believe @dannyteich3 is turning 30. I remember when he used to cry in the bathtub.

@PatrickCrocker2 @UmpScorecards Got it, thanks!

@dannyteich3 @UmpScorecards As I understand it, consistency is how consistent the umpire is with himself. So, based on how he called past games, there was probably one pitch location he normally would have called a ball that he correctly called a strike.

Umpire: Nic Lentz Final: Royals 3, Rays 0 #FountainsUp // #RaysUp #KCvsTB // #TBvsKC More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

@nycjayjay Which 70? Was it the first 70?

Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”

@CNviolations If you go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender, you’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron, they will die

😂😂

What was your "Aha" moment when you realized “Wow, that’s the same actor"? I’ll start:

You're telling me a stone fired this pizza?!

@realmaddox @RepBrandonGill Seems to be a contentious degradation contest going on in congress. Gill is just throwing his hat into the ring

@RepBrandonGill This is embarrassing.

🚨 I’m introducing the GOLDEN AGE ACT to put President Donald J. Trump on the $100 bill. America is experiencing an historic rebirth under President Trump—his legacy deserves to be immortalized. Washington. Lincoln. Reagan. TRUMP. It’s time to make history.

BREAKING: Kansas City Chiefs advance to Super Bowl in quest for third straight title, setting up a rematch of 2023 with Philadelphia Eagles. apnews.com/article/buffal…

@ADHDForReal Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

@endofanerajc Centipedes can have many different numbers of legs, depending on the species. But despite the name, they can never have exactly 100 legs. It always has to be an odd number of pairs

in honor of #interationalmensday i will allow you to explain one niche topic in my mentions and i will respond with absolute awe and amazement

When the Wicked Witch melted, did she become Elphabat soup?

@yashar You should do a poll with four options (based on both who you want to win and who you think will win). It’ll be interesting to see how many people believe what they hope

Who is going to win? Not who you want to win, but who you think is going to win.

Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?

@kommissarkletus @rocknroll_elf @OrwellNGoode That’s clearly not true. They were both named after orange soda

@IAPolls2022 @FiveThirtyEight @TheEconomist @RacetotheWH @jhkersting @DecisionDeskHQ @CNalysis How does Nate Silver expect Harris getting over 270, but having less than 50 percent chance to win? Is one the average while the other is the median?

🇺🇲 Presidential Election Forecasts (Sept. 18) - Chance of Winning (*new high) • @FiveThirtyEight - 🔵 Harris 63-37%* • @TheEconomist - 🔵 Harris 57-43%* • @RacetotheWH - 🔵 Harris 60-40%* • @jhkersting - 🔵 Harris 57-42%* • @DecisionDeskHQ - 🔵 Harris 55-45% • @CNalysis - 🔵 Harris 54-45%* • @NateSilver538 - 🔴 Trump 52-48%

@USSGoodGirl @yashar They’re both wrong. Would you agree?

@yashar How about the ones who are mean to Barron Trump?

I do not understand people who find pleasure in mocking Ella Emhoff, who isn’t mean to anyone. The mocking of powerful political figures I understand, that comes with the territory. But she’s just related to one… she barely speaks out. I just don’t get it.

@Austen Yes, but companies can sell these drugs at prices that far exceed what would be necessary to break even, simply because they are given sole patent rights. Hence why Medicare should negotiate prices — they can take R&D costs into account without letting companies go way too far

One quick way to make sure new drugs are rarely ever invented again is to cap how much you can sell them for, and therefore how much you can put into researching and developing them

@TheCinesthetic A Beautiful Mind

what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????

If you flee to Canada to avoid fighting in a war, are you going EhWOL?